How about a reef?I want to get turned into a gemstone
http://www.cremationsolutions.com/cremation-jewelry-for-ashes/cremation-diamonds-made-from-ashes
Googled this one at home last night. My dogs were watching as I looked at it. Then they looked at me and licked their lips.I don't know how they can do that. Especially seeing your loved one having their skin cut off and vultures eating them. But I guess it's all culture and shit.
The point is that dead tissue is dead tissue. If we advance to a point that we can cure dead they aren't going to want your dumb arse around.
Also it would have been polite to have said that you were going to give in if people just said "you are wrong", you could have saved Zinfamous a lot of effort!
With no due respect, I have experience with cryopreservation of living tissue and, no, you haven't really thought about this. The problem lies in freezing the tissue. If they knew how to do that, there would never be a "until maybe we can figure out how to thaw you!" clause in their... "business model."
Hey, SaltyNuts, I can probably give you the biggest dick that the world has ever seen, but first you need to let me cut off your dick so that I can grow it in an incubator with a nutrient slurry of stem cells, potassium, and goat blood (trust me--this works). I'll probably figure out how to reattach it at some point, but you really need to let me chop it off right now because it's the only way to give you the chance at a bigger dick in the future.
do you actually have experience with cryopreservation? legit question. non sperm related, that is.With no due respect, I have experience with cryopreservation of living tissue and, no, you haven't really thought about this. The problem lies in freezing the tissue. If they knew how to do that, there would never be a "until maybe we can figure out how to thaw you!" clause in their... "business model."
Hey, SaltyNuts, I can probably give you the biggest dick that the world has ever seen, but first you need to let me cut off your dick so that I can grow it in an incubator with a nutrient slurry of stem cells, potassium, and goat blood (trust me--this works). I'll probably figure out how to reattach it at some point, but you really need to let me chop it off right now because it's the only way to give you the chance at a bigger dick in the future.
jaw... floor....
do you actually have experience with cryopreservation? legit question. non sperm related, that is.
LifeGems for all the party attendees and fireworks above, the plan is coming together.
I hope their design works better than the "tire reef".You should look at the reef project. Most cool.
Very cool. Did not know!lol--sperm, actually, but also embryos and oocytes. Not a lot, as my primary position when working in that lab was as a microinjectionist, which included all of the standard tasks that you'd see in an IVF facility...but in mice. Involved superovulation, collecting oocytes, injections--either pro-nuclear with DNA constructs or stem cells from different strains, containing constructs--and transferring those embryos back into mice--so, mouse surgery. Cryoperservation was one of the services we offered and I was trained to do it for a bit, but that wasn't my typical task--that was for sperm and embryos to preserve extremely important transgenic lines for investigators, and also part of IVF to try and restore sick and dying lines.
That was several years ago, but I'm actually doing similar things again, but in a different model system.
I think you should probably put a big Post-It on your bong (and maybe even write this directly on it with a metallic marker) that says: "While in use, think twice, even three or four times, before posting even on ATOT. Ideas in the mirror appear much more profound than they really are."//:whistle:I think you underestimate the possibilities of future technology! They MIGHT not ever achieve the tech, but if they do, and you didn't preserve yourself, you fooked up big time!
yeah but who pays for the wifi?I want to lay on my bed with a webcam on me so that the interwebs could watch my body rot in real time.
I want to lay on my bed with a webcam on me so that the interwebs could watch my body rot in real time.
yeah but who pays for the wifi?
Only if you lock a few hungry animals in the room with you. Our attention span is too short for a real time decomposition.I would hope the kind folk here would start a gofundme page or something to cover the expense.
I want to lay on my bed with a webcam on me so that the interwebs could watch my body rot in real time.