There's some air pumps here at some stations - you actually have to pay for AIR! What is this world coming to? lol (yeah I get it, there is a cost to running compressor etc it's just funny when you really think about it)
Paying for something you breathe?!
Reminds me... 1974 I was 10...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HydvceA1PAI
And those pumps are noisy, oiless compressors. They produce about 1 1/2 SCFM at 45 psi. Three quarters of a "Federal Reserve Note" for 180 seconds of runtime. And the chuck is often in a state of disrepair where you're fidgeting with it so much, leaking and pissing away air you're paying for just to get those rubber balloons filled to sidewall pressure.
The service stations of yesterday let you have use of the hose for free and it was connected to their shop air and there was plenty of flow and the pissing to psi ratio was in your favor. For free!
And now they charge a big premium for nitrogen inflation. A gas that makes up just over three quarters of the air we breathe. Why not use neon or xenon? Just maybe if the car was struck by lightning the red/blue respective flashes may send you to another dimension. Provided you were going 88m/hr.