TECH ENTHUSIAST
I'll ask for the forth time. You ordered ?
REVIEWER
You want answers?
TECH ENTHUSIAST
I think I'm entitled to them.
REVIEWER
You want answers?!
TECH ENTHUSIAST
I want the truth.
REVIEWER
You can't handle the truth!
And nobody moves.
REVIEWER
(continuing)
Son, we live in a world that has chipsets. And those chipsets have
to be reviewed by men with hardware. Who's gonna do it? You?
You, tech enthusiast? I have a greater responsibility than
you can possibly fathom. You weep for Canterwood and you
curse the manufacturers. You have that luxury. You have the
luxury of not knowing what I know: That the delay in posting,
while tragic, probably saved you money. And my existence, while
grotesque and incomprehensible to you, saves your money.
(beat)
You don't want the truth. Because deep down, in places you
don't talk about at parties, you want that solid review. You
need that solid review.
(boasting)
We use words like clockspeed, MHz, stability...we use these words
as the backbone to a life spent defending something. You
use 'em as a punchline.
(beat)
I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself
to a man who rises and sleeps under the blanket of the very
evaluation I provide, then questions the manner in which I
provide it. I'd prefer you just said thank you and went on
your way. Otherwise, I suggest you pick up a motherboard and
submit a post. Either way, I don't give a damn what you
think you're entitled to.