Where do I find a country girl who knows how to hunt and fish?

[nakedfrog]

North Dakota or northern Minnesota would probably be likely candidates too.

 

[Mayne]

its all fine and dandy until they see my pantry.

 

[Red Squirrel]

Need to go more north, like, more north than me. Pretty sure the women will even field dress a seal and cook it for you! Hockey is hit and miss, depends on the atmospheric conditions as to if you can get a signal or not. I say that as a joke, but we had an issue with a satellite link going up north, had to fight with the satellite earth station a few times to get it going again.