Where do I find a country girl who knows how to hunt and fish?

[Mayne]

and knows hockey/football? Is there an app for this?

 

[lxskllr]

https://duckduckgo.com/?q=farmer+dating&ia=web

 

[Thebobo]

https://www.farmersdatingsite.com/

Facebook Girls who like fishing, hunting, shooting and CAMO
https://www.facebook.com/Girls-who-like-fishing-hunting-shooting-and-CAMO-286866838085474/

 

[Mayne]

okay then lol

 

[Mayne]

I know they just recently launched a tindr for your pets. Maybe there is hope for me after all.

 

[sandorski]

Winnipeg. Or so I have heard.

 

[Mayne]

I've been to Winnipeg a few times. Time to load up on lysol cans.

 

[Chaotic42]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_United_States

Minus the hockey part of course

 

[Mayne]

I need to get rid of this Dolly Parton crush of mine.

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[snoopy7548]

Git down here and we'll set you right, boy.

 

[NAC4EV]

I've been to Winnipeg a few times. Time to load up on lysol cans.

To frigging cold

 

[Mayne]

i'm trying to git down there

 

[BudAshes]

I know they just recently launched a tindr for your pets. Maybe there is hope for me after all.

Well good luck with that, I heard they've been dating their pets in Missouri for years.

 

[highland145]

Well good luck with that, I heard they've been dating their pets in Missouri for years.

It's not really a date if you shove some hay in their mouths....right?

 

[ultimatebob]

Do they do farmersonly.com in Canada?

If not, maybe you should just move and start hanging outside of dive bars around Saskatoon.

 

[ImpulsE69]

Might want to start with "where can I find a girl" and then narrow it from there.

 

[Humpy]

But where do country girls find a sketchy Canadian who grows weed and might be able to repair her furnace?

 

[brianmanahan]

i'm trying to git down there

@highland145 lives in the deep south (basically), and would probably let you sleep in his shed out back

 

[highland145]

@highland145 lives in the deep south (basically), and would probably let you sleep in his shed out back

Uh, hell no. My tools...not "mayne toole" but my tools.

I might could hook him up with a "per the OP" but she will kick his skrawny ass if he's not working. No need for all of us to be sad.

 

[paperfist]

Pof.com

And what’s that other one, Farmersdating?

 

[frozentundra123456]

Alabama, but she is already married to her cousin, living in a trailer, and has a couple of dogs and an old pickup in the yard.

 

[rommelrommel]

Do you actually know how to hunt and fish or do you just want free meat?

 

[brianmanahan]

And what’s that other one, Farmersdating?

i think farmersonly.com

 

[Mayne]

I caught a fish once. i'm better in the kitchen though.

 

[brianmanahan]

I caught a fish once. i'm better in the kitchen though.

women love a guy who's great in the kitchen