Where is the safest place to put money so that it cannot be stolen? ie. Stocks, Bonds, CD's etc

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Anything that is FDIC or SIPC insured - which would be Checking, Savings, or CDs in the US.

Some could argue Gold.


Of course, those are in regards to "safe" - so expect low returns. Higher returns = more risk.
 
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What do you mean by "stolen"? Stolen by a relative? By some electronic means? By a guy breaking into your home? By some place ripping you off to line its own pockets?
 

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Check PM for my mailing address.

I'll send you the receipt of deposit once your cheque clears.
 
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Stuff that is with a bank or financial institution is safe, at least from theft. CDs? lawls that would be a pain to manage. How much is a typical music album on CD worth these days? I mean sure you could get some rare or limited edition stuff if you're into it and want to have it on hand as emergency fund but I would not actually go out and buy CDs just to "store" money. I would do gold before CDs, you can either buy the gold and have it, or I think you can also buy it "on paper" like stocks. The stock way is safest from theft but it's not really real so not sure what happens in a serious situation like the entire financial system crashing. Then again regular bank accounts would be gone too. I imagine the odds of that is super slim though, I would hope they have good backups.

Either way if you're really paranoid a good thing is to just have several stashes at different banks in different formats. Like liquid cash in one bank, mutual funds in another etc.

Having some cash at home is probably not a bad idea either. I really should do that myself. Maybe a grand stashed in a really safe spot. Basically if there is an oddball situation where the bank system is temporarily down for a week or something at least you have cash on hand for purchases. The odds of that are probably super slim though. In a situation like that my worse fear would be auto pay bills not being processed and my utilities being shut down or my house being repoed, not my inability to buy stuff at a store. I can't imagine the banking system going down for that long though.
 
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Stuff that is with a bank or financial institution is safe, at least from theft. CDs? lawls that would be a pain to manage. How much is a typical music album on CD worth these days? I mean sure you could get some rare or limited edition stuff if you're into it and want to have it on hand as emergency fund but I would not actually go out and buy CDs just to "store" money. I would do gold before CDs, you can either buy the gold and have it, or I think you can also buy it "on paper" like stocks. The stock way is safest from theft but it's not really real so not sure what happens in a serious situation like the entire financial system crashing. Then again regular bank accounts would be gone too. I imagine the odds of that is super slim though, I would hope they have good backups.

I prefer VHS to store my cash. Last year I converted roughly $100k into VHS tapes, all the same movie - Highlander 2: The Quickening. Safer than any bank.
 
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I prefer VHS to store my cash. Last year I converted roughly $100k into VHS tapes, all the same movie - Highlander 2: The Quickening. Safer than any bank.

Funny enough we were talking about VCRs at work, not sure how it came up, but you can still buy them at Walmart (online only). They are like $400! So VHS funds are definitely projected to grow!
 
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Stuff that is with a bank or financial institution is safe, at least from theft. CDs? lawls that would be a pain to manage. How much is a typical music album on CD worth these days? I mean sure you could get some rare or limited edition stuff if you're into it and want to have it on hand as emergency fund but I would not actually go out and buy CDs just to "store" money. I would do gold before CDs, you can either buy the gold and have it, or I think you can also buy it "on paper" like stocks. The stock way is safest from theft but it's not really real so not sure what happens in a serious situation like the entire financial system crashing. Then again regular bank accounts would be gone too. I imagine the odds of that is super slim though, I would hope they have good backups.

Can't... tell.. if....serious.... since you're canadian right? I have no idea if they have CDs there.
 

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Can't... tell.. if....serious.... since you're canadian right? I have no idea if they have CDs there.

They're on their way out, most people just put MP3s on their devices now days.

Guessing CDs are some kind of financial thing? Never heard of them so compact disc is first thing that came to mind.
 
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They're on their way out, most people just put MP3s on their devices now days.

Guessing CDs are some kind of financial thing? Never heard of them so compact disc is first thing that came to mind.

Yeap, Certificate of Deposit account.

It's basically a savings account - where you get a higher Interest rate but you are unable to withdraw your funds until a certain time period (unlike a savings account) without a penalty of sorts.
 
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I would say probably stuff like giant blocks of marble or concrete.
They are extremely heavy, and difficult to steal without heavy equipment.
 
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