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jaedaliu

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Or bring your own.

My wife is just as particular as the woman in OP (or maybe more-so: no meat, gluten, soy, dairy, or alcohol), but she doesn't make a big deal out of it. We inform people beforehand so no feelings are hurt when she doesn't touch anything they make, and she often will just make and bring her own dishes to "share" anytime we are invited to dinner.

It was nice this Thanksgiving because my mom and sister went out of their way to prepare a few dishes that met her standard. But they only did it because they wanted to- there was no pressure just appreciation.

In times when my wife simply can't eat within her standard (like say at a work function at a steakhouse), she will plan to eat beforehand or work out arrangements prior to the event.

I agree.

My aunt has been on a strict vegetarian diet since she was diagnosed with cancer. It seems to be working for her. Even when we go out to eat, and she'll bring her own food. We tend to go to the same places because we have our favorites, and the restaurants don't mind, the rest of us order plenty.
 

Perknose

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...and my son-in-law is a bowhunter, and she didn't approve of the turkey, and she went bonzo about the deer sausage.

No, no, Nanette, go google and see, no "go bonzo." The idiom is "go gonzo."

Edge her on, then tell her the article said...

Not to be rude, guy, you can have an edge on someone, but there's no idiom "edge on" as you used it. The idiom you were looking for, but didn't quite find, is "egg on."

As for gluten, I absolutely love it and despise the idiot bandwagon non-celiac sufferers have jumped on.
 

momeNt

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I would let her plan thanksgiving next year. Show up at her house, say nothing but kind things about the food, if there is no meat don't complain, just compliment how excellent her vegetarian dishes are.

As you leave thank her again for a wonderful thanksgiving.

She will feel like shit for being such a bitch at your thanksgiving.
 

mmntech

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My uncle has celiac disease. It does indeed suck. I guess a bright spot about the current trendiness of "Gluten free" is that he gets a LOT more options at the grocery store/bakery/restaurants.

Gluten is great and I'm glad that I'm not nutty enough to voluntarily remove it from my diet.

I have a friend who has Crohn's and it really sucks for her. She has to really watch what she eats or else she gets sever pain in her abdomen. Some nights I'd just see her with oatmeal or creamed spinach for dinner. Used to tease her for eating like an old person. I also have a co-worker who has a legit gluten sensitivity, and my grandma has had bad IBS for years. So I will always make exceptions for them.
 

MagnusTheBrewer

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I would let her plan thanksgiving next year. Show up at her house, say nothing but kind things about the food, if there is no meat don't complain, just compliment how excellent her vegetarian dishes are.

As you leave thank her again for a wonderful thanksgiving.

She will feel like shit for being such a bitch at your thanksgiving.

I like where your heart's at but, you don't know anything about "family " do you.
 

jagec

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I would let her plan thanksgiving next year. Show up at her house, say nothing but kind things about the food, if there is no meat don't complain, just compliment how excellent her vegetarian dishes are.

As you leave thank her again for a wonderful thanksgiving.

She will feel like shit for being such a bitch at your thanksgiving.

If only it were that easy. No, she'll feel justified in her response, since clearly she is a great host and they are not.

People are incredible at rationalization.
 

lxskllr

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I would let her plan thanksgiving next year. Show up at her house, say nothing but kind things about the food, if there is no meat don't complain, just compliment how excellent her vegetarian dishes are.

As you leave thank her again for a wonderful thanksgiving.

She will feel like shit for being such a bitch at your thanksgiving.

I'd do Thanksgiving again the next year, and it would be all vegetarian, gluten-free Indian food. It would also be hot enough to strip chrome, and her asshole will remember dinner for days to come. Not only would it be the best Thanksgiving dinner /I/ ever had, she'd have nothing to complain about.
 

notposting

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Wow. What a nincompoop -- some fresh baked gluten free bread and she whines about it??

There's a friend of ours who is gluten, dairy AND soy sensitive. Have cooked whole meals with that in mind (yeah, it can be a pain in the ass), she is SO appreciative to have a nice homecooked meal that she can eat (and taste delicious).

Just tell your daughter to never invite that ungrateful person over again.
 
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Vapid Cabal

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If she is gluten free, why even try to eat any sort of bread (even if it is gluten free)?
All she is doing is leaving room to complain.
I am gluten free by choice...I have no illusions, I don't eat bread, cookies, or any of the like, as I find the idea of those items to be absurd.
Why can't she offer to come help prepare the food?
 

feralkid

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Wow. What a complete fucking bitch -- some fresh baked gluten free bread and she whines about it??

There's a friend of ours who is gluten, dairy AND soy sensitive. Have cooked whole meals with that in mind (yeah, it can be a pain in the ass), she is SO appreciative to have a nice homecooked meal that she can eat (and taste delicious).

Just tell your daughter to never invite that whore over again.

That's a bit harsh.

:\
 

zinfamous

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No, no, Nanette, go google and see, no "go bonzo." The idiom is "go gonzo."



Not to be rude, guy, you can have an edge on someone, but there's no idiom "edge on" as you used it. The idiom you were looking for, but didn't quite find, is "egg on."

Then this will really grind your gourd, Perk.

In some other thread the other day, someone wrote: "this will spell the death nail."

I was this || close to being obnoxious.
 

momeNt

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I like where your heart's at but, you don't know anything about "family " do you.

You do this for maybe 3-5 years, then you inexplicably stop having her host and go back to your old thanksgiving.

I got the idea from Better off Ted

Phil: We're thinking about bringing her a coffee and a bagel every morning. Then, when she's grown accustomed to it, we'll inexplicably stop it.
Ted: Guys, why don't you just talk to Linda? Tell her your feelings are hurt and ... Wait a second, you guys stopped bringing me a bagel and coffee two weeks ago!
Phil: You know what you did.
 

pete6032

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I think you guys are misunderstanding. The obnoxious sister-in-law was complaining about home made gluten-free bread that had no "official" gluten-free labels. She actually had the temerity to complain about someone going out of their way to give her exactly what she wanted.

The daughter wants to find some generic bags that are labeled "Gluten," so that sister-in-law can actually see that none of "that stuff" is being put in her food. Or is it just to taunt her by its presence? :hmm:

Either way, there is no attempt to feed her what she doesn't want.

Bread baked without gluten is not the same as gluten free. For people with celiac disease eating any food out of a kitchen that is not gluten free can be a dangerous proposition. The only way to have a true home made gluten free bread is to have it come from a kitchen that has never been exposed to gluten.
 

jagec

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Bread baked without gluten is not the same as gluten free. For people with celiac disease eating any food out of a kitchen that is not gluten free can be a dangerous proposition. The only way to have a true home made gluten free bread is to have it come from a kitchen that has never been exposed to gluten.

Highlighted the key point. Sister-in-law is gluten free because she is crazy, not because she needs to be.
 

Mr. Pedantic

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My daughter's new sister-in-law is a wacky food nut. At thanksgiving she complained about everything there was to eat. Of course she's a vegetarian (the vegetable dishes weren't trendy enough), and my son-in-law is a bowhunter, and she didn't approve of the turkey, and she went bonzo about the deer sausage.

My daughter is a very good cook, and carefully made gluten-free bread for the new relative. But the bozo had a fit that the bread wasn't labeled gluten-free. No, it was made from scratch with ingredients that did not include gluten.

Anyway, daughter wants to get lots of bags of gluten that are labeled gluten in large letters. Just so that the bozo can have a fit if she ever visits my daughter's kitchen again.

Nothing against vegetarians, but I dislike folks who use gluten-free as some kind of holier-than-thou weapon.

Where do we get gluten?

Every time your daughter gives her something she baked, tell her it's gluten-free but use normal flour.

If she IS gluten intolerant, maybe it will help her appreciate that forcing other people to conform to your own (frankly annoying) dietary requirements in their own home is not a right, but a privilege.

If she ISN'T gluten intolerant, she won't ever find out, and then the next time she flips out you can lay this one on her as well.

Bread baked without gluten is not the same as gluten free. For people with celiac disease eating any food out of a kitchen that is not gluten free can be a dangerous proposition. The only way to have a true home made gluten free bread is to have it come from a kitchen that has never been exposed to gluten.
It's not dangerous. Just highly, highly uncomfortable.

Otherwise, yeah. Some people with coeliac disease are extraordinarily sensitiveand have to go to huge lengths to stop their digestive systems from disintegrating.
 
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Mark R

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My uncle has celiac disease. It does indeed suck. I guess a bright spot about the current trendiness of "Gluten free" is that he gets a LOT more options at the grocery store/bakery/restaurants.

Gluten is great and I'm glad that I'm not nutty enough to voluntarily remove it from my diet.

You have to be careful these days.

Gluten free diet has become something of a fad and some people think it is "fashionable". This has resulted in a lot of new "gluten free" products coming to market and appearing on supermarket shelves. A lot of these are produced by people who are just catering to a fashion, and don't understand the seriousness. Studies have shown that a significnat number of products labelled as "gluten free" actually contain relevant amounts of gluten. These "fake" products can pose a serious hazard to people with celiac disease.

I believe that there are plans to regulate this and make the words "gluten free" have a specific legal meaning, but I don't know if it is there yet.
 
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You have to be careful these days.

Gluten free diet has become something of a fad and some people think it is "fashionable". This has resulted in a lot of new "gluten free" products coming to market and appearing on supermarket shelves. A lot of these are produced by people who are just catering to a fashion, and don't understand the seriousness. Studies have shown that a significnat number of products labelled as "gluten free" actually contain relevant amounts of gluten. These "fake" products can pose a serious hazard to people with celiac disease.

I believe that there are plans to regulate this and make the words "gluten free" have a specific legal meaning, but I don't know if it is there yet.

http://www.fda.gov/NewsEvents/Newsroom/PressAnnouncements/ucm363474.htm
 

notposting

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If she is gluten free, why even try to eat any sort of bread (even if it is gluten free)?
All she is doing is leaving room to complain.
I am gluten free by choice...I have no illusions, I don't eat bread, cookies, or any of the like, as I find the idea of those items to be absurd.
Why can't she offer to come help prepare the food?

Fwiw, I am not gluten free or any of the various foody things. I have tried cooking for someone (apparently black + greek = food allergies) who needs gluten, dairy, and soy-free. I have pretty much given up hope on a sandwich bread of that nature tasting or feeling normal. However, some alternate versions have worked out okay, brownies and banana bread for example (and that's okay by my standards, she has thought the sandwich breads I tried were okay, but it has been several years without wheat bread for her ).

Bread baked without gluten is not the same as gluten free. For people with celiac disease eating any food out of a kitchen that is not gluten free can be a dangerous proposition. The only way to have a true home made gluten free bread is to have it come from a kitchen that has never been exposed to gluten.

Huh?

Make bread without gluten. Bread without gluten = gluten free. What I am missing? I clean surfaces and tools, don't try making anything with gluten at the same time, etc. I guess if you mean on a commercial scale, then I can see that.
 
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