<< weezergirl,
so what does all this mean? >>
czar, <<link removed>> should shed some light for you. If you've ever been to a Chinese restaurant where they have the placemats printed with those animal zodiac signs and had nothing better to do during the meal than read through the whole thing (like I have), then those personality descriptions in the first post should seem all too familiar.
EDIT: link removed by request of weezergirl