which cars do you consider to be 'douche' cars?

[HybridSquirrel]

STi's

 

[PricklyPete]

Ford Fusion? ha. You might want to get your eyes checked.

Around here all the douches seem to drive really huge lifted trucks/suv's. Notice I said "douches drive"... not that the car is a "douche car".

 

[MegaVovaN]

This guy
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Also anybody who drives a MR2 or Miata or 300zx - automatic douche.

why?

 

[Safeway]

Any vehicle I am driving ...

Why would anyone consider a Fusion a douche car? That's ridiculous. I can see Rovers, Escalades, A5s, 3 Coupes, Ricers ... not a Fusion.

 

[AmdEmAll]

I have a track car (miata with race exhaust)

Guess im a homodouche!

Ultimate douche car around here is mustang.. any variety.

 

[manimal]

why?

Well to be truthful a few of us own those cars and we wear the douche badge with honor

Was a jab at us old timers.

 

[BUTCH1]

Ford Fusion? ha. You might want to get your eyes checked.

Around here all the douches seem to drive really huge lifted trucks/suv's. Notice I said "douches drive"... not that the car is a "douche car".

Yea, TONS of lifted trucks around here, most with modified loud pipes. I really could care less but the drivers of said vehicles are usually total assholes, tailgating for no reason, swerving across lanes begging for a fishtail/wipe out or blasting everyone with high beams on a lifted truck..

 

[CraigRT]

Anything Hummer..
Range Rover
Escalade

 

[Pens1566]

STi's

Wait, don't you drive an STI?

 

[Vdubchaos]

I don't want to generlize and say certain vehicle ALWAYS applies to the statement above.

So I will say "I've met PLENTY of douche bags in the following cars (but many good people as well)"

BMWs
WRX/STI
Audi/VW hipsters
Rice crowd
Infinity
Neon SRT4
Evo

 

[JeepinEd]

So, according to all the posts in this thread, any vehicle that is not a Veyron is considered a douche car. This makes us all douches.

 

[RKS]

So, according to all the posts in this thread, any vehicle that is not a Veyron is considered a douche car. This makes us all douches.

that's right.

 

[exdeath]

Its totally relative to what you drive. A dude in a V6 Camry can be a douche if he notices your Camry is only a 4 cylinder and lets his head swell.

 

[JackBurton]

Its totally relative to what you drive. A dude in a V6 Camry can be a douche if he notices your Camry is only a 4 cylinder and lets his head swell.

Or you can have a Prius "gun it" to keeping you from passing him. LOL!

 

[MixMasterTang]

So, according to all the posts in this thread, any vehicle that is not a Veyron is considered a douche car. This makes us all douches.

Actually it was said that a Veyron is a douche car, so I'm pretty sure it's safe to say no matter what you drive, you drive a douche car.

 

[thomsbrain]

If we define douche as the guy who spends all day at the gym, wears gold chains, sells cell phones at the mall, and drinks frappachinos, then unfortunately, yes, he drives an Infiniti G35/37 and is proud to do so.

 

[WilliamM2]

Or you can have a Prius "gun it" to keeping you from passing him. LOL!

Do they think that actually works?

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

Bugatti veyron


If I had one I would be a douche on purpoise

LOL.
If I had a Veyron I'd pull up next to someone in a Porsche or Ferrari and roll the window down and flip them off for the hell of it.

 

[JeffreyLebowski]

If we define douche as the guy who spends all day at the gym, wears gold chains, sells cell phones at the mall, and drinks frappachinos, then unfortunately, yes, he drives an Infiniti G35/37 and is proud to do so.

Popped collars, don't forget the popped collars.

 

[OCGuy]

People only think the cars they can't afford are douche cars.

 

[mmntech]

-BMWs
-Most SUVs, with the exception of the classic Jeep. They're the new yuppie/soccer mom chariot since minivans went out of style.
-Volkswagen Golf (seems to be quite popular with college age "bros")
-Any riced out car, especially ones with loud pipes and/or subs.
-Harley Davidson motorcycles, and any bike with excessively loud pipes

 

[lakedude]

Cadillac Escalade

One of my "friends" got a Escalade for "safety". With her this is a real concern because she drinks and drives so there is an above average likelihood of an accident. Sure glad she will be safe when she plows that thing into something someday.

Also: Any vehicle that is bigger than needed who's owner then complains about the price of fuel.

 

[HAL9000]

Yeah, every other jerkoff here has a pickup truck. I swear, it's more of a white collar jerkoff vehicle than many luxury cars.

Yeah I can imagine that. In the UK they are completely unnessecary except I suppose if you're a tree surgeon or something. If you own one in the UK it's a US import and it won't fit down a lot of streets.

 

[PhoKingGuy]

Yeah I can imagine that. In the UK they are completely unnessecary except I suppose if you're a tree surgeon or something. If you own one in the UK it's a US import and it won't fit down a lot of streets.

When I was on study abroad in Brighton in 2007, imagine my surprise to see one of these driving down the road:

 

[HAL9000]

When I was on study abroad in Brighton in 2007, imagine my surprise to see one of these driving down the road:

Exactly. It's not a good sight is it.