I need to invest in these fat burners in a hurry, then get out before everyone finds out it's a waste of money, and very possibly unhealthy.
If you eat a spoon of bran in a glass of water (yuk)--or any other non-caloric filler-- 3 hours after your evening meal and don't eat anything till next day, you too will lose weight.
BTW, how much does this stuff cost?
Also BTW, the big secret of losing weight: burn more than you eat.
"...even works on the hard to lose brown fat in your thighs, hips, and buttocks!" bwaahahahahahha