Which one will you choose?

[Deleted member 139972]

I have a friend who is an up and coming designer. She wanted to know what men would be interested in. What would you choose?

CAMOFLAGE TABLECLOTH

CAMOFLAGE LAUNDRY BAG

TYE-DYE TABLECLOTH

TYE-DYE LAUNDRY BAG

COFFEE THERMOS WITH PRINT" HAZARDOUS LIQUID CONTAINMENT SYSTEM"

PITCHER WITH PRINT"HAZARDOUS LIQUID DELIVERY SYSTEM"

LUCITE CUTTING BOARD WITH WIRES OR COMPUTER PARTS EMBEDDED IN IT

MOTHER BOARD CLOCK

BLACKLIGHT CANDLES (THEY ARE WHITE BUT GLOW ALL COLORS UNDER BLACKLIGHT

GRAFFITI IRONING BOARD COVER (SPRAYPAINTED WITH MATRIX LIKE SYMBOLS
ETC.CAN BE LEANED UP AGAINST THE WALL AND DISPLAYED LIKE ART WHEN NOT
IN USE)

SHOWER CURTAIN WITH "DETOX CHAMBER" WRITTEN ON IT

BATH TOWELS WITH THE "HAZARDOUS WASTE" SYMBOL EMBROIDERED ON THEM

WHITE METAL MEDICINE CABINET WITH ALIEN SYMBOLS PAINTED ON

OVEN GLOVE THAT LOOKS LIKE A "TERMINATOR" HAND

CERAMIC OR GLASS BOWLS PAINTED ON THE SIDES TO LOOK LIKE MACHINERY

TOASTER WITH MATRIX SYMBOLS OR GRAFFITI PAINTED ON THE SIDES
"PUNK" APRON WITH AIRBRUSHING ON IT OR PAINT SPLASHES

THROW MADE FROM CAMOFLAGE FUR

FUR-COVERED CLOCK

FUR-COVERED COMPUTER SPEAKERS

RACING STRIPE END TABLE

PVC PIPE VASE

FISH CONDO-3 GLASS BALLS STACKED ON EACH OTHER,THE FISH CAN SWIM IN ALL 3

ROOM DIVIDER MADE FROM CAD-CUT INTERFACING WITH CARBURATOR
COVER SHAPED CUTOUTS

MAGAZINE HOLDER MADE FROM VINYL ORANGE WEBBING; THE KIND THEY USE AT
CONSTRUCTION SITES

"MATRIX" SYMBOL BEDCOVER

GEEK TOILE PILLOWS-TOILE PATTERN MADE FROM BLACK & WHITE LINE DRAWINGS
OF GEEKS AT WORK AND PLAY A LA NAPOLEON DYNAMITE

GUEST SOAPS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WOULD EAT YOUR HANDS OFF
(COVERED IN OATMEAL AND MADE FROM BLACK SEA MUD)

HEADLIGHT CHANDELIER OR TABLE LAMP, GROUPING OF 4 LIGHTS WIRED TOGETHER

DIAMOND-PLATE COASTERS OR SHELF

PILLOWCASES,DISHTOWELS AND PILLOWS WITH "270.0.0.1" PRINTED ON THEM

"BINARY CODE" OTTOMAN

DOORMAT MADE FROM RECYCLES WOVEN BICYCLE TUBES OR SCRAP RUBBER

LAMINATED CHECKERS/CHESS SET. BOARD IS HALF BLACK SQUARES AND HALF
"MOTHERBOARD" PHOTOS. THE PIECES ARE MADE FROM METAL WASHERS,SCREWS
AND BOLTS

WALL LIGHT MADE FROM WIRED-TOGETHER COMPUTER FAN COVERS

WELCOME MAT MADE FROM RECYCLED CARPET CIRCLES HELD TOGETHER WITH PLASTIC TIES

 

[Crusty]

I don't read posts that are written in all caps.

 

[Mo0o]

Looks like your friend will be targeting the immature morons market

 

[meltdown75]

i pick the STFU mat.

 

[tm37]

I am comfortable lacking the knowledge that you are offering~

 

[Rip the Jacker]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i pick the STFU mat.

LOL

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: MCrusty
I don't read posts that are written in all caps.

yes, and I'm

 

[Deleted member 139972]

Hey, but you looked!

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Mo0o
Looks like your friend will be targeting the immature morons market

fame and fortune lies that way.

 

[artikk]

Originally posted by: Deleted member 139972
Hey, but you looked!

Sometimes looking isn't all you need. I'll make a mental note to not post in threads with such titles.
edit: You changed the title.

 

[Deleted member 139972]

Hehhee. That was fun. Changed the title to somthing a little nicer

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Deleted member 139972
Hehhee. That was fun. Changed the title to somthing a little nicer

you know what would be even more fun? if you changed the whole post into a tiny little "."

j/k :beer:

 

[Deleted member 139972]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Deleted member 139972
Hehhee. That was fun. Changed the title to somthing a little nicer

you know what would be even more fun? if you changed the whole post into a tiny little "."

j/k :beer:

Bwahahaha. Very Nice

 

[meltdown75]

Ok, I read through that bad boy and the following are :Q or :

LUCITE CUTTING BOARD WITH WIRES OR COMPUTER PARTS EMBEDDED IN IT :Q

MOTHER BOARD CLOCK :thumbsup: pic?

SHOWER CURTAIN WITH "DETOX CHAMBER" WRITTEN ON IT HL2 themed bathroom? hmm

FUR-COVERED COMPUTER SPEAKERS

ROOM DIVIDER MADE FROM CAD-CUT INTERFACING WITH CARBURATOR
COVER SHAPED CUTOUTS

GUEST SOAPS THAT LOOK LIKE THEY WOULD EAT YOUR HANDS OFF
(COVERED IN OATMEAL AND MADE FROM BLACK SEA MUD)

PILLOWCASES,DISHTOWELS AND PILLOWS WITH "270.0.0.1" PRINTED ON THEM :thumbsdown:

WALL LIGHT MADE FROM WIRED-TOGETHER COMPUTER FAN COVERS :shocked:

 

[TimidOCer]

funny thing is that I think a floor mat that says STFU is indeed a better idea than any of those