Which religion is the right one for you?

[desk]

Satanism 83%

paganism 83%

Buddhism 75%

agnosticism 67%

atheism 67%

Islam 42%

Judaism 25%

Hinduism 8%

Christianity 4%

im kinda pissed that i got 4% for christianity, should be 0.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
last night i took this test: hero test

you have to join the forum to get the result, but it's kinda kewl. i'm a wizard : p
now all i need is the hat. hahahha lol

Mine came back as Jesus.

- M4H

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
It's sad that I don't give a tin sh*t about your half-baked belief in hallucinations? Whatever.

- M4H

You really should read my post in the other religion thread going right now (which you already posted in). To save you time, let me just say being an apathetic asshole that "don't give a tin sh*t" doesn't miraculously make you a better person than those who are more open-minded.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: meltdown75
last night i took this test: hero test

you have to join the forum to get the result, but it's kinda kewl. i'm a wizard : p
now all i need is the hat. hahahha lol

Mine came back as Jesus.

- M4H

Jesus must have a kick-ass wizard hat. *cowers in fear*

 

[phreakah]

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism 96%

atheism 83%

agnosticism 71%

Buddhism 67%

paganism 63%

Islam 42%

Judaism 42%

Hinduism 21%

Christianity17%

 

[Kishan]

Satanism

79%

agnosticism

71%

Buddhism

71%

paganism

67%

Islam

63%

Hinduism

63%

atheism

46%

Judaism

38%

Christianity

29%

 

[Kibbo]

Originally posted by: Caminetto
That's about the poorest excuse for a test I believe I have ever seen. I have Christian beliefs, albeit they may not follow more conventional patterns.
I personally have had a religious experience where I was in the direct presence of the creator, so I know there is a God. How then do I score as agnostic?

Caminetto, do you believe that Jesus Christ was the son of God, and he died on the cross to save us all from our sins?

Anyway, I got bored halfway through the test, so can I call myself agnostic?

 

[frodrick]

Can someone explain this question to me? "Sex is the woman's right, not the man's."

 

[GreatBarracuda]

Originally posted by: CadetLee
'Christianity', with Islam as a close second.

That's awfully vague..lol

It need not be. Islam and Christianity share much more than the popular belief. The differences, however, albeit few, are very pronounced.

 

[Sheepathon]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Caminetto
I personally have had a religious experience where I was in the direct presence of the creator, so I know there is a God.

That must have been some really fvcking good acid.

- M4H

rofllllllll.

 

[Beowulf]

You scored as agnosticism.
You are an agnostic. You neither believe nor disbelieve in God. You don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism
50%
Islam
46%
Christianity
46%
Buddhism
38%
Judaism
38%
Satanism
38%
atheism
29%
Hinduism
17%
paganism
17%

 

[clamum]

I scored agnostic. Sounds good. Though Islam, Judiasm, and Christianity should be 0% for me.

agnosticism 92%

paganism 75%

Satanism 67%

Buddhism 58%

atheism 58%

Islam 38%

Hinduism 25%

Judaism 17%

Christianity 13%

 

[amol]

Buddhism 88%

Hinduism 85%

agnosticism 67%

atheism 58%

Islam 50%

paganism 42%

Judaism 33%

Satanism 33%

Christianity 8%


im hindu

 

[loic2003]

Atheism 100%.

 

[tami]

You scored as Judaism.

Your views are closest to those of Judaism. If you are not a Jew, do more research on Judaism and possibly consider becoming one; however, realize that conversion to Judaism is difficult. Judaism was the first of the Abrahamic faiths; it precedes both Christianity and Islam.

Judaism 67%
Islam 54%
Buddhism 46%
agnosticism 46%
Paganism 42%
Christianity 33%
Hinduism 33%
Satanism 33%
atheism 13%

well, i AM jewish, so this works for me.

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
It's sad that I don't give a tin sh*t about your half-baked belief in hallucinations? Whatever.

- M4H

You really should read my post in the other religion thread going right now (which you already posted in). To save you time, let me just say being an apathetic asshole that "don't give a tin sh*t" doesn't miraculously make you a better person than those who are more open-minded.

It's amazing to watch you be closeminded enough to claim anyone who doesn't share your beliefs is closeminded. The sheer hypocrisy and the fact that you don't even see it are amazing to behold.

 

[jjzelinski]

agnosticism

79%

Islam

63%

Buddhism

58%

Paganism

58%

Judaism

50%

atheism

46%

Satanism

42%

Christianity

38%

Hinduism

29%

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
It's sad that I don't give a tin sh*t about your half-baked belief in hallucinations? Whatever.

- M4H

You really should read my post in the other religion thread going right now (which you already posted in). To save you time, let me just say being an apathetic asshole that "don't give a tin sh*t" doesn't miraculously make you a better person than those who are more open-minded.

It's amazing to watch you be closeminded enough to claim anyone who doesn't share your beliefs is closeminded. The sheer hypocrisy and the fact that you don't even see it are amazing to behold.

Ahhh... Gurck. What's amazing to me is your ability to twist my words to your convenience. I never required that M4H share my beliefs. I was simply condemning him for ridiculing another person's beliefs (whose beliefs I don't share btw). I thought that was pretty clear and obvious.

 

[MegaWorks]

You scored as Islam.

Your beliefs are most similar to those of Islam. Do more research on Islam and possibly consider taking the shahadah and officially becoming a Muslim, if you aren't already. Despite the actions of some - who go against the teachings of Islam - Islam is a religion of peace; the word "islam" means "peace through submission to God." "Muslim" means "one who submits to God." Islam is the third of the three Abrahamic faiths, and it shares much with Judaism in Christianity; its differences are the acceptance of Muhammad as the last and final prophet, and the oneness of God - in other words, that Jesus, though he was a revered prophet, was not in fact God, and only one God exists. Apparently the Taliban could not read (though their name means "students"), because the Qur'an states that men and women are equal as believers, and that all believers should be educated and seek knowledge. Modesty in dress and behavior is required in Islam for both men and women to preserve the values of society and move the emphasis from superificial appearance to intelligence, knowledge, and God.

Islam 92%
Buddhism 75%
Judaism 58%
Christianity 42%
Hinduism 25%
Paganism 25%
agnosticism 21%
Satanism 4%
atheism 0%

I'm muslim, so it's fine by me.

 

[Alex]

You scored as Satanism.



Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism

71%

agnosticism

54%

Buddhism

54%

Islam

46%

Paganism

33%

Judaism

29%

atheism

25%

Hinduism

21%

Christianity

4%

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Kibbo
Anyway, I got bored halfway through the test, so can I call myself agnostic?

Wouldn't that make you apathetic?

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: Gurck

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
It's sad that I don't give a tin sh*t about your half-baked belief in hallucinations? Whatever.

- M4H

You really should read my post in the other religion thread going right now (which you already posted in). To save you time, let me just say being an apathetic asshole that "don't give a tin sh*t" doesn't miraculously make you a better person than those who are more open-minded.

It's amazing to watch you be closeminded enough to claim anyone who doesn't share your beliefs is closeminded. The sheer hypocrisy and the fact that you don't even see it are amazing to behold.

Ahhh... Gurck. What's amazing to me is your ability to twist my words to your convenience. I never required that M4H share my beliefs. I was simply condemning him for ridiculing another person's beliefs (whose beliefs I don't share btw). I thought that was pretty clear and obvious.

If you were doing as you claim you wouldn't call him closeminded for claiming atheism. I'm sure you don't consider yourself closeminded for believing. Atheism is as valid a belief as any other. It was that last little barb that showed your true colors. Gotta work on that, after all keeping up appearances is what it's about

 

[jai6638]

Hinduism - 92 %
Buddhism - 83%
Islam - 79 %
Judaism - 50%
Paganism - 46%
Christianity - 33 %
Satanism - 17%
Agnosticism - 13%
atheism - 8%

Your views are similar to those of Hinduism! Do some research on Hinduism and possibly consider becoming Hindu, if you aren't already.

im hindu alright..

 

[wchou]

None, just like air nothing exist we are mere here temporarily. A test to see who has the most patient

remember patient is virtue

Never forget

 

[SofaKing]

Satanism 83%
:Q