Which religion is the right one for you?

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Anubis
Christianity
0%

:thumbsup:

- M4H

Now... see, this is what I'm trying to figure out. You claim you don't give a sh!t, but this is clearly not an apathetic action. You protest my "implications", what of your own?

I still don't give a sh!t - I just like getting a rise out of people. And given the two 0% options, the former is a wash.

Edit - And I don't protest your implications - I correct them.

- M4H

 

[TheLonelyPhoenix]

***OFFICIAL*** This thread sucks harder than a Haitian prostitute. ***CONFIRMED***

 

[illustri]

why isn't reverend sung yung moon's cattlebrand on this list

/is religion a branding iron on our collective asses?
//are we cattle caged or penned by the restraints of our beliefs

/the christians say they're sheep to their shepard but are they just getting fleeced when the collection plate passes?

//am i stop using farm animal metapors because im hungry?

who knows

 

[Gurck]

Originally posted by: Vic
Now you're just reaching desperately. It's pathetic. My belief system doesn't say I have to be kind, just to treat others as I would wish to be treated. And, if I were you, I'd want to get my ass kicked everyday.

I'll let this response speak for itself... and you claim I'm the one grasping at straws?

 

[ITJunkie]

The Tao of Bill...join up and send in money

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I still don't give a sh!t - I just like getting a rise out of people.

- M4H

Meh. I come to ATOT for the same reason half the time. It's why I started the exchange with you, and why I was disappointed. It's also why I reply to Gurck's posts -- he always makes for some fun flames.

 

[Locut0s]

You are... an atheist, though you probably already knew this. Also, you probably have several people praying daily for your soul. Instead of simply being "nonreligious," atheists strongly believe in the lack of existence of a higher being, or God.

atheism 100%
Paganism 79%
agnosticism 63%
Satanism 58%
Buddhism 42%
Judaism 38%
Islam 29%
Christianity 25%
Hinduism 8%

No surprise there. A lot of stupid question though that can't really be answered if you are an atheist. I don't know how that Christianity 25% slipped in there?

 

[johnjbruin]

ou scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

75%

atheism

67%

Islam

67%

Satanism

58%

Buddhism

58%

Hinduism

50%

Paganism

42%

Judaism

29%

Christianity

13%

 

[neonerd]

Originally posted by: meltdown75
last night i took this test: hero test

you have to join the forum to get the result, but it's kinda kewl. i'm a wizard : p
now all i need is the hat. hahahha lol

i can't complete the test

15 - What is the meaning of life?

A. To touch others? lives with beauty in whatever small ways you can.
B. To learn as much as possible.
C. To live fast, die young, and leave a good looking corpse.
D. To be # 1 at what you do.
E. This is a ridiculous question.

the correct answer isn't up there

oh, and i got 83% atheist

 

[frodrick]

Unless I suck at counting which is very likely, the totals so far look like this:

agnosticism - 14
atheism - 13
satanism - 11
christianity - 9
buddhism - 5
islam - 4
paganism - 3
hinduism - 2
judaism - 2

 

[Lonyo]

You scored as Satanism.

Your beliefs most closely resemble those of Satanism! Before you scream, do a bit of research on it. To be a Satanist, you don't actually have to believe in Satan. Satanism generally focuses upon the spiritual advancement of the self, rather than upon submission to a deity or a set of moral codes. Do some research if you immediately think of the satanic cult stereotype. Your beliefs may also resemble those of earth-based religions such as paganism.

Satanism
83%

atheism
79%

Buddhism
50%

Islam
42%

Paganism
33%

agnosticism
29%

Judaism
29%

Hinduism
21%

Christianity
17%

 

[shilala]

Islam?
Islam 67%
Buddhism 58%
Christianity 50%
Judaism 42%
Hinduism 42%
atheism 33%
Amazing results. The test also said I enjoy rap, roller skating and a sharp stick in the eye.

 

[raildogg]

You scored as Christianity.

Christianity 63%
Hinduism 63%
Islam 58%
Judaism 58%
agnosticism 54%
Buddhism 42%
Paganism 42%
Satanism 29%
atheism 25%

 

[AdvancedRobotics]

agnosticism: 75%

Satanism: 67%

Buddhism: 46%

Hinduism: 42%

Judaism: 38%

atheism: 38%

Islam: 38%

Paganism: 29%

Christianity: 8%

 

[IH8 Money]

Satanism 100%
agnosticism 100%
Buddhism 83%
Paganism 83%
atheism 75%
Christianity 33%
Judaism 17%
Islam 17%
Hinduism 0%

well I'm off to be a satanist now that I know.:evil:
I don't know much about satanism, but it sounds like it involves a god. How could I be 100% agnostic, and 100% satanic

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I still don't give a sh!t - I just like getting a rise out of people.

- M4H

Meh. I come to ATOT for the same reason half the time. It's why I started the exchange with you, and why I was disappointed. It's also why I reply to Gurck's posts -- he always makes for some fun flames.

Frankly, you're not a good flamebait victim - you tend to fall back to, well, logic. It's much more fun when someone starts throwing Bibles and screaming about Heathens.

- M4H

 

[Vic]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I still don't give a sh!t - I just like getting a rise out of people.

- M4H

Meh. I come to ATOT for the same reason half the time. It's why I started the exchange with you, and why I was disappointed. It's also why I reply to Gurck's posts -- he always makes for some fun flames.

Frankly, you're not a good flamebait victim - you tend to fall back to, well, logic. It's much more fun when someone starts throwing Bibles and screaming about Heathens.

- M4H

LOL! :beer:

 

[Excelsior]

You scored as agnosticism.



You are an agnostic. Though it is generally taken that agnostics neither believe nor disbelieve in God, it is possible to be a theist or atheist in addition to an agnostic. Agnostics don't believe it is possible to prove the existence of God (nor lack thereof). Agnosticism is a philosophy that God's existence cannot be proven. Some say it is possible to be agnostic and follow a religion; however, one cannot be a devout believer if he or she does not truly believe.

agnosticism

71%

Paganism

67%

Islam

46%

Buddhism

46%

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I still don't give a sh!t - I just like getting a rise out of people.

- M4H

Meh. I come to ATOT for the same reason half the time. It's why I started the exchange with you, and why I was disappointed. It's also why I reply to Gurck's posts -- he always makes for some fun flames.

Frankly, you're not a good flamebait victim - you tend to fall back to, well, logic. It's much more fun when someone starts throwing Bibles and screaming about Heathens.

- M4H

LOL! :beer:

:beer:

No hard feelings.

- M4H

 

[shilala]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: Vic

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire
I still don't give a sh!t - I just like getting a rise out of people.

- M4H

Meh. I come to ATOT for the same reason half the time. It's why I started the exchange with you, and why I was disappointed. It's also why I reply to Gurck's posts -- he always makes for some fun flames.

Frankly, you're not a good flamebait victim - you tend to fall back to, well, logic. It's much more fun when someone starts throwing Bibles and screaming about Heathens.

- M4H

If it's any consolation for the ownage you suffered, I got a giggle out of the small penis implication.
I thought it went without saying that canadians suffer from miniscule masculinity.
It's still nice to hear some support from time to time.

 

[bootymac]

88% Agnosticism
8% Christian

Sounds about right

 

[Excelsior]

If it means anything to you Vic, I agree with you.

Oh, and I don't see how a self-proclaimed athiest is anymore right in his beliefs than a christian. One assumes a God does exist, the other doesn't; both do so without proof.

 

[Landroval]

Buddhist 92%

 

[sonambulo]

guffaw haw haw

100% atheist.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

atheism
79%
agnosticism
71%
Buddhism
42%
Paganism
42%
Satanism
38%
Judaism
33%
Islam
17%
Christianity
4%
Hinduism
0%

One thing to think about:
all atoms react on action. They abide by some ultimate universal laws of physics. Our brain is composed of these atoms. Can a group of atoms actually form a "soul?"
I don't believe in freewill. EVERYTHING about humans always follow a mathematical statistical pattern. All of human resulting actions can be compiled into statistics. Year after year, a professor can give a similar exam every quarter, and he'll get very similar statistical results from the group of students he teaches every quarter.
We are all following the laws of physics which the atoms in our brains are reacting to.

There is no freewill'ing soul. What, you just happened to break the laws of physics by just being human?