Which side will you be on...

[TheNinja]

We all know that the hippo is the most dangerous animal in the world. What people often times don't realize is that they are smart and cool too. So when the hippo invasion takes place (and it WILL take place), which side will you be on?

If you aren't for us, you are against us!

edit: here are some facts that may help your decision

FACT: Hippos are extremly fast in the water and can run faster than Carl Lewis on land.

FACT: Hippos are mean (but also nice) and kill more people each year than lions, other humans, and AIDS.

 

[eigen]

Hippos cant climb ladders.

 

[everman]

I will be on the side of the dolphins. You see, after the Hippos and Humans are locked in battle, their numbers weakened and out of resources, the Dolphins will strike!

 

[733SHiFTY]

dumbest question ever?

but I bet hippo steak is tasty...

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: everman
I will be on the side of the dolphins. You see, after the Hippos and Humans are locked in battle, their numbers weakened and out of resources, the Dolphins will strike!

Dolphins are very crafty indeed. The may play a part in this whole fiasco yet!

 

[KillyKillall]

You guys are under-estimating the 3-toed sloth...do you think they REALLY move that slow.

Fooled they have us.

 

[eigen]

Originally posted by: TheNinja

Originally posted by: everman
I will be on the side of the dolphins. You see, after the Hippos and Humans are locked in battle, their numbers weakened and out of resources, the Dolphins will strike!

Dolphins are very crafty indeed. The may play a part in this whole fiasco yet!

Neither can climb though.How will they reach us in our fortified observation post.

 

[PingSpike]

Hippos sh|t in the river.

 

[TheNinja]

Here are some facts that may help your decision --- I have more if you are interested!

FACT: Hippos are extremly fast in the water and can run faster than Carl Lewis on land.

FACT: Hippos are mean (but also nice) and kill more people each year than lions, other humans, and AIDS.

 

[eelw]

Lies. Fellow bovines, unite and ATTACK!!!!!!!!!

 

[PHiuR]

i have to side with squirrels with giant sacks... they go YIPPPPEEEE

 

[Sphexi]

I'll side with the ninja. Which will probably be with the hippos.

 

[Yossarian]

I was trained at an early age to appreciate the beauty and majesty of the hippo through this game

 

[Zysoclaplem]

I'm part man, part hippo. What can I say, my mom was a size queen. The alliance begins with me.

 

[TheNinja]

It looks to me like more than half of ATOT is going to die a very unfriendly death

 

[JulesMaximus]

Stupid hippos...we have guns!

 

[Red]

WTF

 

[meltdown75]

i'll be whipping pike spears at those fat bastards. bring it!

edit: :frown::disgust: why did that kill this thread

 

[seanws]

Originally posted by: eigen
Hippos cant climb ladders.

or trees.

when you say hippo, do you mean the anmial, or fat, ugly women?

 

[Sheepathon]

Sorry, so sorry. Both hippos and mankind have no hope. See sig.
viva crustacean nation.

 

[MaxDepth]

[grumpy_old_hillbilly]screw the hippos, them lawyers are needing taken care of![/grumpy_old_hillbilly]

 

[nageov3t]

they're soooo hungry. kill them before they eat all of our food :|

 

[walla]

the hippo's natural enemy is the marble, not mankind. I don't think that will ever change.

 

[cKGunslinger]

Bwahaha at this thread and damn near every post in it..

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Here are some facts that may help your decision --- I have more if you are interested!

FACT: Hippos are mean (but also nice) and kill more people each year than lions, other humans, and AIDS.

Proof as I call BS.