Which side will you be on...

[FoBoT]

i need more info

are pirates for or against hippos?

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: UsandThem

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Here are some facts that may help your decision --- I have more if you are interested!

FACT: Hippos are mean (but also nice) and kill more people each year than lions, other humans, and AIDS.

Proof as I call BS.

Factually, they do kill more humans than all other wild animals in the world combined.

 

[UsandThem]

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: UsandThem

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Here are some facts that may help your decision --- I have more if you are interested!

FACT: Hippos are mean (but also nice) and kill more people each year than lions, other humans, and AIDS.

Proof as I call BS.

Factually, they do kill more humans than all other wild animals in the world combined.

I believe that one, but kill more people than other people and AIDS? I don't think so.

 

[thomsbrain]

the trouble with hippos is that so many of them are hungry hungry hippos.

 

[Landroval]

I wish them well, but they do terrify me. I hope never to meet one face to face.

 

[Transition]

Originally posted by: eigen
Hippos cant climb ladders.

 

[CocoMunkee]

The hippo will never reign...long live the lions.

 

[shilala]

I'm clearly prohippus.
I wear the mark of the beast. (My belly is hruge.)

 

[userman]

I dont know armadildos will kidnap all the woman 1st. So im on there side!

 

[BigJ]

Originally posted by: UsandThem

Originally posted by: BigJ

Factually, they do kill more humans than all other wild animals in the world combined.

I believe that one, but kill more people than other people and AIDS? I don't think so.

Well you're right. Granted this is just a fun thread, so shhhh

 

[jds2006]

Hippos will squish you all

 

[xSkyDrAx]

Go crabs! We've yet to turn the tide of battle! Go pinch their genitalia!

 

Originally posted by: UsandThem

Originally posted by: BigJ

Originally posted by: UsandThem

Originally posted by: TheNinja
Here are some facts that may help your decision --- I have more if you are interested!

FACT: Hippos are mean (but also nice) and kill more people each year than lions, other humans, and AIDS.

Proof as I call BS.

Factually, they do kill more humans than all other wild animals in the world combined.

I believe that one, but kill more people than other people and AIDS? I don't think so.

Technically true. AIDS has never killed anyone...people have died from complications because of AIDS, but AIDS itself doesnt kill a person.

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: xSkyDrAx
Go crabs! We've yet to turn the tide of battle! Go pinch their genitalia!

My penis is shriveled and weak, so take THAT! HA!

 

[quakefiend420]

i'm on the side where we don't ingest large quantities of hallucinogens...despite my avatar suggesting the contrary

 

[TheNinja]

Originally posted by: thomsbrain
the trouble with hippos is that so many of them are hungry hungry hippos.

That is both the beauty, the advantage, and ultimately the beauty of the hippo. They are hungry and can eat grass and flesh (in fact they can eat their own poo and not even flinch). They are able to kill any other animal with a single bite.

And for those who were wondering. Pirates can't be on the side of hippos b/c Ninjas are on the side of the hippos (as clearly pictured here) and pirates and ninjas as everyone knows are mortal enemies (as clearly stated here).

 

[akubi]

i once saw a hippo taking a dump in the zoo. it was really nasty. they do it standing upright and the poop is all pasty lookin