I vote Quilted Northern or Kleenex Cottonelle.
Charmin is fat and fluffy and all, but every single time I've used it, the toilet plugs.
:music: "What you thought was enough, might be too much. (ya think?)
Hey! It's more cushiony than ever before...
Charmin Ultra, less is more...
When I say less is more, I mean less is more,
More absorbent than the regular rippled brand for sure,
What you used to love now you're gonna adore...
Charmin Ultra (now that feels good) less is more
Cha-cha-cha....Charmin!" :music:
And, I sleep better at night knowing that wild bears in the forest are so concerned about keeping their hairy arses Charmin clean. That way, when I get mauled, I won't have to smell them.