Which way should I point my pencil in my pocket

[jjones]

Originally posted by: ConstipatedVigilante
If you can't figure out how to fix this problem, don't go to school. It's not worth it.

This

 

[DefDC]

I had a pencil in my upper jean jacket pocket back in the late 80s. Got in a car wreck and punctured my nipple! I was ahead of my time!

 

[CrazyLazy]

So I considered the results of the poll and did the opposite of what the popular opinion to have the pencil facing downwards. I got the impression you just wanted to do that so I wouldn't be able to reproduce. Maybe you guys were right though, today I stabbed myself in the hand. Pics if there is enough interest.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
So I considered the results of the poll and did the opposite of what the popular opinion to have the pencil facing downwards. I got the impression you just wanted to do that so I wouldn't be able to reproduce. Maybe you guys were right though, today I stabbed myself in the hand. Pics if there is enough interest.

So what you're saying is that you are, in fact, not only too retarded to figure out how to carry a pencil, but so retarded that, despite conducting a poll telling you the proper way to carry a pencil, you still manage to get it wrong and injure yourself.

Sure, post some pics. I haven't seen nearly enough retards today.

 

[Rufus12]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
So I considered the results of the poll and did the opposite of what the popular opinion to have the pencil facing downwards. I got the impression you just wanted to do that so I wouldn't be able to reproduce. Maybe you guys were right though, today I stabbed myself in the hand. Pics if there is enough interest.

Is it even possible to be this stupid?

 

[oddyager]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
So I considered the results of the poll and did the opposite of what the popular opinion to have the pencil facing downwards. I got the impression you just wanted to do that so I wouldn't be able to reproduce. Maybe you guys were right though, today I stabbed myself in the hand. Pics if there is enough interest.

When you're done posting pics. There's a job for you down in Cuba. It's called Mine Clearer and all you have do is walk across a field.

 

[Eeezee]

How do you stab yourself? You'd have to be pretty incompetent to stab yourself with a pencil in your pocket...

 

[Eeezee]

Originally posted by: Rufus12

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
So I considered the results of the poll and did the opposite of what the popular opinion to have the pencil facing downwards. I got the impression you just wanted to do that so I wouldn't be able to reproduce. Maybe you guys were right though, today I stabbed myself in the hand. Pics if there is enough interest.

Is it even possible to be this stupid?

I'm not sure, I'd suggest that the OP is a living example but he could just be trolling... in which case he's still a living example, so the answer is yes

 

[SagaLore]

Don't use a pencil, use a pen.

If you absolutely must use a pencil, use a mechanical pencil.

Problem solved.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
As I stated in the original post pens and mechanical pencils are not an option. I need the feeling of a long hard piece of wood between my fingers to be able to write properly.

Am I the only person who thinks the OP is trolling?

 

[Ruptga]

Originally posted by: CrazyLazy
I need the feeling of a long hard piece of wood between my fingers.

This is just begging to be sigged :laugh: