who can tell me a joke

[MSAgent]

with the least number of words and also it has to be funny.

 

[loup garou]

You.

 

[pulse8]

doodie.

 

[docmanhattan]

asphinctersayswhat?

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: werk
You.

 

[zsouthboy]

So this guy walks into a bar...
The End.

zs

 

[fitz4521]

Originally posted by: docmanhattan
asphinctersayswhat?

what??!!?

 

[sheselectric]

a man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing underwear made out of cellophane. the psychiatrist takes one look at him and says, "i can clearly see you're nuts."

 

[chickendinner]

Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



A. Because it died.

 

[LordMaul]

Guy walks into a bar..ouch.

A hamburger, orange, and prostitute walkinto a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Milk is good for you, but OJ can kill.

So, I'm downtown and I saw these two blondes walk into a building...you would have thought at least one of them would've seen it!

What do you call a smart fart? Astute.



</end 5th grade jokes>

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: LordMaul
Guy walks into a bar..ouch.

A hamburger, orange, and prostitute walkinto a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Milk is good for you, but OJ can kill.

So, I'm downtown and I saw these two blondes walk into a building...you would have thought at least one of them would've seen it!

What do you call a smart fart? Astute.



</end 5th grade jokes>

Keep 'em coming LordMaul, me likes 5th grade jokes, don't have to think about 'em

 

[Demon-Xanth]

A baby seal walks into a club
--plagurized from another joke thread

 

[gopunk]

hump

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

Rectum? Darn near killed 'em!

 

[spanky]

Originally posted by: chickendinner
Q. Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?



A. Because it died.

i laughed at that

 

[Harvey]

All the jokes that ever have been, or ever will be, are already listed on The Complete List Of Jokes website. To tell a joke using the fewest possible words, simply refer to the joke's number in their listing. Here's a good one...

23

Man, that one cracks me up all the time.

 

[lawaris]

Originally posted by: werk
You.

 

[LordMaul]

How does a blonde turn the light on in the morning?

She opens the car door.

--

What's worse than a male chauvenist pig?

A woman who won't do what the fsck she's told.

 

[Zim Hosein]

Originally posted by: Harvey
All the jokes that ever have been, or ever will be, are already listed on The Complete List Of Jokes website. To tell a joke using the fewest possible words, simply refer to the joke's number in their listing. Here's a good one...

23

Man, that one cracks me up all the time.

I must admit, I click on the link