Originally posted by: pyonir
Originally posted by: ElFenix
russ
Yes he does. Quite often actually. He even posted in this thread already.Originally posted by: optimistic
Raging B1tch was your typical Anandtech geek, but he met a girl at Staples (of all places) and doesn't post here anymore:disgust:
Originally posted by: RossMAN
Russ
Optimus and Elita1
Jerboy
Texmaster
GoldenGuppy (not GoldenBear)
LOB
WombatWoman
Wduaqnug
PCResources (come on you gotta love his wild stories)
Perknose
Kassy
LilFajita (still here but hardly ever posts in ATOT)
Linuxboy
Chrictonsgirl
Moonbeam
ROFLMAO! Great stuff, and still mighty damn funny.Originally posted by: Ivanova
A blast from the past, for old times' sake...Originally posted by: RossMAN
Originally posted by: Pigasus
I remember once WombatWoman wrote a hilarious thing that was like a tabloid story about AnandTech people. Does anyone have a copy of that? It had a line in it about Red Dawn sharpening his fangs, and something about Adul being the father of Eakers' baby.
Oh, for the good old days, when Paulson was still a twerp, Russ was Russ, and Polgara was thought to be female...
LOL
I would love to read that esp the part about Adul being the father of earkers baby.
Sometimes I wish Paulson hadn't reformed his ways.
Good times.
Monday, April 08, 2002 7:31 PM
AnandTalk: The Gossip Gazette
The sun is rising on a typical day in Offtopicana, a suburb of the busy metropolis AnandTown. Mayor Russ is chain-smoking (using real chains!) while preparing for his impeachment hearing, after having been accused of understanding Moonbeam.
Red Dawn is spending a leisurely hour at the spa, enjoying an esteem bath while having his fangs sharpened and his vitriol tank refilled, unaware that his arch-enemy Texmaster is plotting to destroy him by boring him to death.
In the afternoon, sexy shenanigans reach a crescendo (what is that 'fapping' sound???) as Perknose, happykitten, baffled2, hzl_eyed_grl, and the late Thunderbooty engage in a public flirting exhibition, only to be upstaged by the last-minute entry of Jerboy, whose arrival causes the audience to stampede for the exits, injuring many, including Jerboy himself. He will be OK as soon as his swollen ego goes down (unlikely.)
Gossip abounds regarding eakers' new baby. Rumors say that the child may have been fathered by everybody. However, the pink-haired, nekkid infant bears a distinct resemblance to Adul (who, in a startling revelation, may not be a woman after all.) There is shocking news that Paulson and Hubbs were switched at birth; the always diplomatic and wise Harvey suggests that the situation can be remedied by cutting them in half, then reassembling the pieces and changing their usernames to Haulson and Pubbs.
The AnandTech Moderators decide to crack down on posts that promote copyright violation, drug use, sexual themes, and personal attacks, and the subsequent drastic downsizing of the forums results in massive moderatorial layoffs. The one remaining Mod is required to be The Fun Mod, The Mean Mod, and The Watchful Mod all at once. The stress causes him to fall into modness, and the poor fellow is carted off to the modhouse, shrieking "Ban 'em into the Stone Age!"
The sun is setting now in Offtopicana, and the cool evening is punctuated by intermittent cries of "pics!" Occasionally you can hear a nonexistent Fusetalk Forum bug droning amid the steady buzz of nefs nattering about religion, LOTR, cars, politics, Bruce Lee vs Coke, and butter. As we settle in for the night, we hear the comforting sound of threads being locked, to keep the trolls out. All is well in AnandTown, where the deals are hot, the dudes are cool, and the women are above average (all eight of them.) Good night. Sleep tight. Don't let the Best Buy bite.
~~~~~
A tip of the Wombat Hat to the inimitable Russ, whose wonderful thread As The ATOT Turns got my creative juices flowing so copiously that I may need to buy some creative Depends.
Originally posted by: optimistic
Raging B1tch was your typical Anandtech geek, but he met a girl at Staples (of all places) and doesn't post here anymore:disgust:
Hawkeye was very helpful in the HotDeals forums
Originally posted by: Netopia
RUSS!
H8TANK!
NOWHEREMAN (PIMPDADDY)(DR PEPPER)(JENNY)(JAKE) or whatever names he/she may go by now.
Joe
Wduaqnug and Jerboy were never productive members. And what's the name of our seriously demented fundie who would post snide message about us all being forigven and having the Holy Word revealed to us after we die? He was...interesting.
:beer: That's the fundie!Originally posted by: vi_edit
Wduaqnug and Jerboy were never productive members. And what's the name of our seriously demented fundie who would post snide message about us all being forigven and having the Holy Word revealed to us after we die? He was...interesting.
MrPalco
Originally posted by: bill_n_opus
The old Paulson.
Immaturity can be quite entertaining.
I also miss GUTB if you can believe it or not. It was like the Perknose and TexMaster thread where people would be crackin' open the snacks and lawnchairs to watch the fireworks. Except it was all the time, non-stop when GUTB was around.
Good times.
Originally posted by: amnesiac
Originally posted by: Roger
Perknose
YEah whatever happened to Perkins anyway? He was a cool guy; very witty.
Originally posted by: luvly
[ROTC:] "[StomRider:]'I miss Scrapster, Jfur, and Kassey.'
Yeah, I haven't heard anything from Jfur. I believe she lives near UH Manoa where I go to school at. Miss posting in her threads when she used to be active."
Wipe your tears! Jfur is back incognito. I have no idea her reason for returning under a different name (unless I missed a publicly stated reason), so I will not disclose who she is. (I observed this since weeks ago.) If she chooses to reveal herself, then so be it. However, if you look carefully, you will know who she is. Simple characteristics remain the same and information matches things she said in the past.
[Optimistic:] "Raging B1tch was your typical Anandtech geek, but he met a girl at Staples (of all places) and doesn't post here anymore"
I'm afraid you're the one missed! If you aren't aware that Raging Bitch changed his nick to AngryMarshmello or do not know that he concluded that his Staples gf was a psycho [female dog (euphemism)], then you were missed! Who're you again, Optimistic? GeeeZ! I'm just messing with you!
[Hot Chic:] "'Nowhereman.'
That must've been a bit before my time and search turns up nothing. ??"
[Descartes:] "Does anyone else remember Nowhereman? I don't even remember what name I used back then, but I think it was around 1998 or so. I can't believe I've been around that long and most people still don't know who I am "
Was not Nowhereman Dennilfloss' alter ego? If I recall, he confessed that it was he who created that character, on which basis he was banned. Am I getting things mixed up?
Probably right next to the file with all her facelss PicsOriginally posted by: Hammer
Originally posted by: luvly
[ROTC:] "[StomRider:]'I miss Scrapster, Jfur, and Kassey.'
Yeah, I haven't heard anything from Jfur. I believe she lives near UH Manoa where I go to school at. Miss posting in her threads when she used to be active."
Wipe your tears! Jfur is back incognito. I have no idea her reason for returning under a different name (unless I missed a publicly stated reason), so I will not disclose who she is. (I observed this since weeks ago.) If she chooses to reveal herself, then so be it. However, if you look carefully, you will know who she is. Simple characteristics remain the same and information matches things she said in the past.
[Optimistic:] "Raging B1tch was your typical Anandtech geek, but he met a girl at Staples (of all places) and doesn't post here anymore"
I'm afraid you're the one missed! If you aren't aware that Raging Bitch changed his nick to AngryMarshmello or do not know that he concluded that his Staples gf was a psycho [female dog (euphemism)], then you were missed! Who're you again, Optimistic? GeeeZ! I'm just messing with you!
[Hot Chic:] "'Nowhereman.'
That must've been a bit before my time and search turns up nothing. ??"
[Descartes:] "Does anyone else remember Nowhereman? I don't even remember what name I used back then, but I think it was around 1998 or so. I can't believe I've been around that long and most people still don't know who I am "
Was not Nowhereman Dennilfloss' alter ego? If I recall, he confessed that it was he who created that character, on which basis he was banned. Am I getting things mixed up?
do you keep a file cabinet filled with folders with people's usernames on them?
Originally posted by: Electric Amish
Originally posted by: Skoorb
nowhereman probably and teddyruxpin was fun.
Also fausto1
That's what I was thinking....
*sigh* the good old, non-moderated days.
I also definitely miss Kassy.
amish