WTF! You don't even understand how your application works!
What in the hell is a network/security consultant doing telling you how your freakin' application works???!!!!!!! Are you freakin' stupid!???
Do you not understand how HTTP works? What part of HTTP do you not get? I can't even begin to make a web page and yet somehow your dumbass thinks it a "network problem??" a "load balancer problem"?
WTF!!!!
Let me pound this through your thick skull again - IT'S NOT A NETWORK PROBLEM, IT NEVER IS. If it was in the best interests of my own career I would literally grab your head by your hair, pound it a few times into the desk asking you the same question over and over again until you finally "get it". Do you "get it" yet? DO YOU UNDERSTAND? *bang* *bang*
Do you get it yet? A freaking 15 year old could tell you your web servers are not answering HTTP requests, and somehow this is the "network problem?".
Just be glad that your ass is gonna get complete control and ownership of the all the global load balancers. Because, hey you fucking moronic group of brain dead idiots....you deserve it.
Have at it.
What in the hell is a network/security consultant doing telling you how your freakin' application works???!!!!!!! Are you freakin' stupid!???
Do you not understand how HTTP works? What part of HTTP do you not get? I can't even begin to make a web page and yet somehow your dumbass thinks it a "network problem??" a "load balancer problem"?
WTF!!!!
Let me pound this through your thick skull again - IT'S NOT A NETWORK PROBLEM, IT NEVER IS. If it was in the best interests of my own career I would literally grab your head by your hair, pound it a few times into the desk asking you the same question over and over again until you finally "get it". Do you "get it" yet? DO YOU UNDERSTAND? *bang* *bang*
Do you get it yet? A freaking 15 year old could tell you your web servers are not answering HTTP requests, and somehow this is the "network problem?".
Just be glad that your ass is gonna get complete control and ownership of the all the global load balancers. Because, hey you fucking moronic group of brain dead idiots....you deserve it.
Have at it.