Dave.
He's a true Renaissance man. He knows everything about eveything. *
* This statement has not been validated by the FDA, CIA, RIAA, FBI, DIA, ASPCA, PTA, NASA. Pregnant women should not be exposed to dave due to risk of infection. In fact it is probably a good idea if for any woman pregnant or not to avoid contact with dave. Men should not be exposed to dave due to risk of exposure to high levels of stupid that can bring on involuntary facepalm. dave should not be used for education purposes unless you like sounding like an idiot all the time and don't mind everyone laughing at you. Do not use dave while operating machinery or heavy equipment. If dave persists please consult your local priest or if that does not work a handgun is always a good bet. dave may cause irritability, sleeplessness or warts after prolonged use. Exposure to dave has caused some laboratory rats to rip through their cages, fly across the room and brutally murder hundreds of innocent people. Batteries not included.