Who is your sexception?

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Siddhartha

Lifer
Oct 17, 1999
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Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
For many years, my wife knows that my sexception is Jessica Simpson.

She will let me have it with Jessica [if i ever had the chance]

Anyways, a couple of months ago, I changed my sexception from Jessica Simpson to Megan Fox.

She strongly disapproves of it and thinks that Megan is not worthy to replace Jessica.

Per our definition, sexception is the person who you can have one-time only and has to be a celebrity.

EDIT: Urban Dictionary

I do not understand why you would tell your wife you have the hots for another woman particularly a woman you will never have.

That could be a source of hurting your wife's feelings and rather pointless considering you will never have this woman.

Is this a way to get back at your wife, putting her in her place?


 

mobobuff

Lifer
Apr 5, 2004
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Originally posted by: Siddhartha
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
For many years, my wife knows that my sexception is Jessica Simpson.

She will let me have it with Jessica [if i ever had the chance]

Anyways, a couple of months ago, I changed my sexception from Jessica Simpson to Megan Fox.

She strongly disapproves of it and thinks that Megan is not worthy to replace Jessica.

Per our definition, sexception is the person who you can have one-time only and has to be a celebrity.

EDIT: Urban Dictionary

I do not understand why you would tell your wife you have the hots for another woman particularly a woman you will never have.

That could be a source of hurting your wife's feelings and rather pointless considering you will never have this woman.

Is this a way to get back at your wife, putting her in her place?


Odds are his wife has her own sexception. It's a common idea, didn't you ever see that Friends episode?
 

PhoenixOrion

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May 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: Siddhartha
Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion

I do not understand why you would tell your wife you have the hots for another woman particularly a woman you will never have.

That could be a source of hurting your wife's feelings and rather pointless considering you will never have this woman.

Is this a way to get back at your wife, putting her in her place?


nope, we don't play mind games or try to hurt each other.

besides, she knows, and i show it to her on a daily basis, that I'll never actually sleep with another woman.

we share everything, communicate to each other, even to the point of sharing who I think is the most beautiful woman in hollywood or on the internet, etc. there are no walls between us....and that's how marriage should be.

is she insecure that I find jessica simpson or megan fox very attractive? hell no! is it wrong to fantasize about that one night with jessica simpson? i don't think so. it's not like I'm actually going to actively pursue, or have a 1 in a million chance at it, or denigrate the importance of my love for my wife, etc, etc, etc, etc.
 

PhoenixOrion

Diamond Member
May 4, 2004
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Originally posted by: Citrix
Rene Zelwigger. wifey says if i ever get the chance i have the green light. but the chances of me ever meeting her much less going to bed with her are none she felt safe in giving me permission.

renee in chicago or renee in bridget jones diary?

coz that's a big difference, in my book.
 

Bryophyte

Lifer
Apr 25, 2001
13,430
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Originally posted by: Maiora
Is it restricted to humans?

Originally posted by: Maiora
Ain't no dog fuucking allowed jesus christ!

'course most of them celebs listed are young enough to be my grand children.

I'm not into that wacko beastality shiit where the guys spray butter on their cocks and the cocker spaniel licks it off. Disgusting fuucks.

What the hell is wrong with you?
 

Zysoclaplem

Diamond Member
Sep 26, 2003
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Originally posted by: Bryophyte
Originally posted by: Maiora
Is it restricted to humans?

Originally posted by: Maiora
Ain't no dog fuucking allowed jesus christ!

'course most of them celebs listed are young enough to be my grand children.

I'm not into that wacko beastality shiit where the guys spray butter on their cocks and the cocker spaniel licks it off. Disgusting fuucks.

What the hell is wrong with you?

I also would like this question answered. *cocks his shotgun*
Now.
 

Keblerelf04

Senior member
Jul 31, 2006
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Originally posted by: UTmtnbiker
Toss up between Kate Beckinsale and Scarlett Johanson. I'd like the be the meat in that sandwich!

For the wife, Brendan Fraiser, which I think is weird, but whatever. It's her sexception.


Wow, exactly the same choice I was going to say, pretty sure it would be kate though.

For my wife it is Tom welling or Johnny Depp though.
 

Locut0s

Lifer
Nov 28, 2001
22,205
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Originally posted by: PhoenixOrion
For many years, my wife knows that my sexception is Jessica Simpson.

She will let me have it with Jessica [if i ever had the chance]

Anyways, a couple of months ago, I changed my sexception from Jessica Simpson to Megan Fox.

She strongly disapproves of it and thinks that Megan is not worthy to replace Jessica.

Per our definition, sexception is the person who you can have one-time only and has to be a celebrity.

EDIT: Urban Dictionary

Would be so funny to see Jessica Simpson show up at your door step tomorrow:

"Oooo hot stuff, want to Do it"?!

"NOOOOOoooooo Dear God why why why did you let me!!????.."
 
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