sharkeeper, you are a pungent, roach-infested, excrement-eating, anal-rententive spiked-leather-wearing transsexual dominatrix with a taste for pink brassieres, and little puffy Danish men with huge blisters on their knees. That, and I also caught you cheating on your sister with Girlfriday, who also is bitchy as hell and could rip Satan's arms off, right after I saw her claw you into submission and perform numerous unmentionable acts which involve unmentionable body parts to convince you to let her wax the dense fibrous forests of waxen protein off your back, because as we all know you were blessed with the best set of genes in the world.