who would you sacrifice?

[nageov3t]

hostile aliens have arrived on earth threatening the imminent destruction of our planet... unless we offer up either Barack Obama or Lady Gaga in sacrifice to them.

who do you beam up?

 

[TridenT]

Lady Gaga...

where's the pull?

 

[freakflag]

Lady Gaga is at least (minimally) qualified for her job. So long, Barry.

 

[Matthiasa]

Can we send them the rest of the politicians as well?

I mean we may as well send the people who are for the most part useless for society.

 

[SlitheryDee]

It has to be Gaga. We can't put the country in Biden's hands.

 

[Dominato3r]

Gaga. I hate her.

 

[Leros]

Gaga. I hate her.

this

 

[CraigRT]

I didn't even need to read your post, and i immediately clicked Lady Gaga... who cares about her...

 

[BoomerD]

Take them BOTH! I beg of you!!

 

[gaidensensei]

I would beam... Lady Obama!

Why? Well... here's why.

See how it makes sense?

 

[Ken g6]

I didn't even need to read your post, and i immediately clicked Lady Gaga... who cares about her...

I clicked Gaga even though I misread the other choice and thought the choice was between her and...well...

 

[TridenT]

Can we send them the rest of the politicians as well?

I mean we may as well send the people who are for the most part useless for society.

So we can send you then? Good. I love to see ignorant bastards disappear from the face of our lovely planet.

 

[nageov3t]

/workday bump

 

[meltdown75]

Barack O'Gaga

 

[ultimatebob]

It has to be Gaga. We can't put the country in Biden's hands.

Yep... Joe Biden scares me!

 

[K1052]

I'd dress Madonna up like Lady Gaga and hope they don't notice.

 

[shortylickens]

I am not happy with Obama (not like I planned to be) but I damn sure dont want him to be a martyr. I remember all the worship and praise he got in DC when he was elected. Almost like a messiah. It was scary. If we sacrifice the guy we will have all sorts of issues.

 

[Sho'Nuff]

Obama. I can't live without more catchy inane songs about telephones, bad romances, and boys boys boys.

 

[PingSpike]

I would beam... Lady Obama!

Why? Well... here's why.

See how it makes sense?

Good plan, Lady Obama will use her super arms to destroy the alien spaceship from within.

 

[DT4K]

Neither.
As much as I dislike both of them, I do NOT negotiate with the enemy.

 

[IceBergSLiM]

both while in the middle of simultaneous climax during coitus.

 

[rasczak]

I chose mr. Gag-a