Who's got better plans than me for tonight? (Thursday night)

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: Glavinsolo
I invited 20 girls over from adult friend finder
/thread

Gave 'em all your home address, did you? Kewl.

But you'd better start praying RIGHT NOW that at least one of them was born a woman and currently weighs less than 300 pounds. :shocked:

Lol Perk, you are on fire today. :laugh:

KT

But has yet to give me confirmation

 

[urinesane]

I saw Metallica when they were here in Los Angeles. I don't like the whole 360 stage thing they are doing.

Oh, and I'm just going to class and going to sleep. So no, my plans aren't better.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Lol Perk, you are on fire today. :laugh:

KT

Indeed, KT. I blame it on my existential dinner choice last night: Beans and Nothingness.

It's given me Sartre Farts.

 

[RichUK]

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Having friends over to eat slow cooked baby back ribs, drink beer, and play Madden 09 on my 47" 1080p LCD in 5.1 surround sound.

Metallica? Please....

Having friends over to eat Bacon Explosion, drink Don Julio/Trago and/or Jack, play Mario Kart/SSBM/other Wii games on my 50 inch Kuro in 5.1 surround sound, then watch this weeks House and The Office, and end it with having sex with my gf.

I think I just won the thread.

Presentation of award on hold pending pics of your gf.

I've posted pics of her before a few times, but here.

Oh and I'm feeling nice so here's another

Fail, son.

 

[rh71]

Originally posted by: urinesane
I saw Metallica when they were here in Los Angeles. I don't like the whole 360 stage thing they are doing.

They did that in Buffalo when I went... complete with the stunts falling from above (much like in their cunning stunts vid). I also saw them at Darien Lake and it was a regular set. I liked the open stage setting a lot better.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i'm playing pickup hockey. i win

Pickup hockey?

Is that sweaty men on ice wielding huge, provocatively curved "tools" skating around trying to date each other or are we just talking a game like polo only played with trucks instead of horses?

don't you have some thread to go be "elite" in? quit equating what i do for exercise to your sexual fantasies.

Poor melty, his skin is thinner than Paris Hilton and his comebacks blow harder and more often.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: RichUK

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Having friends over to eat slow cooked baby back ribs, drink beer, and play Madden 09 on my 47" 1080p LCD in 5.1 surround sound.

Metallica? Please....

Having friends over to eat Bacon Explosion, drink Don Julio/Trago and/or Jack, play Mario Kart/SSBM/other Wii games on my 50 inch Kuro in 5.1 surround sound, then watch this weeks House and The Office, and end it with having sex with my gf.

I think I just won the thread.

Presentation of award on hold pending pics of your gf.

I've posted pics of her before a few times, but here.

Oh and I'm feeling nice so here's another

Fail, son.

I'm not your son, friend.

 

[meltdown75]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i'm playing pickup hockey. i win

Pickup hockey?

Is that sweaty men on ice wielding huge, provocatively curved "tools" skating around trying to date each other or are we just talking a game like polo only played with trucks instead of horses?

don't you have some thread to go be "elite" in? quit equating what i do for exercise to your sexual fantasies.

Poor melty, his skin is thinner than Paris Hilton and his comebacks blow harder and more often.

why am i thin-skinned? just because i replied?

i don't sit here and try to craft up amazing "comebacks". you think i care, that's your first mistake.

you try too hard at forums, clearly it's all you've got.

 

[urinesane]

Originally posted by: rh71

Originally posted by: urinesane
I saw Metallica when they were here in Los Angeles. I don't like the whole 360 stage thing they are doing.

They did that in Buffalo when I went... complete with the stunts falling from above (much like in their cunning stunts vid). I also saw them at Darien Lake and it was a regular set. I liked the open stage setting a lot better.

The show was good, but it just felt they were each performing individually not as a band. The stage was huge too(Staples Center). Besides that I really enjoyed it.

 

[AdvancedRobotics]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
pk noobs in Diablo II.

MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

me too! but in hardcore so they lose their char!! lololol

 

[xanis]

I was just informed that I got a promotion to a supervisor position at the place I work over the summer... so I'll be getting drunker than I though probably.

 

[cheezy321]

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
1. get high
2. play mario kart wii
3. possibly let girlfriend re-twist my locs
4. go to bed early for snowboarding tomorrow

Wait. Stop listing.

As of right now I don't think you even realize how cool you are. I'll take a moment for that statement to resonate.

You do drugs, you have a girlfriend (she is very obviously bangin hot), you have a whacked out do', and shit, you even snowboard. I'm just going to assume that that bangin hot GF of yours is gonna blow you twice on the lift tomorrow because you are just that good. As for me, well I'm 100% single and my mom and dad don't let me do drugs or even let me get a cool haircut like you, and I flat out embarass myself when I'm on the snow. I absolutely bow to your presence because there is clearly no one I know who can even come close to the amount of coolness that emanates from your being. And the best part is, you're so damn cool you don't even gloat about it on the internet. You are in fact so skilled in the art of modesty that you've led me to believe that you don't even realize quite how cool you are. So let me reiterate, in case it didn't come across the first time:

You are so damn cool.

You may now proceed listing. I expect that you have a slew of cool things to list after number 4. I can't wait to see them. Don't disappoint me.

Quality post. Absolute quality.

How is this a quality post? The guy sounds like a loser in his parents basement. The thread topic was about what you are doing tonight. He listed what he is doing. Some guy replied trying to berate him for what he is doing. It wasn't even in a funny manner, it just comes out as some bitter and lonely soul who is angry at the world.

 

[olds]

Seeing Metallica 10 years ago would be better. Who's opening for them, Cher?

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: Liet
I'm taking my friend's girlfriend out to dinner. He's away at a ski lodge.

Also coming are two girls I have banged, one of whom I am currently dating.

Oh. Yeah.

Some friend

 

[urinesane]

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Seeing Metallica 10 years ago would be better. Who's opening for them, Cher?

They're so big they don't need no stinkin opener.

 

[akshatp]

Oddly enough.. My manager jsut sent out an email trying to sell his extra ticket for this Sunday .. Metallica @ Prudential Center....

Yea.. let me miss the Super Bowl for that.... where do I sign?

 

[akshatp]

Originally posted by: RichUK

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: DisgruntledVirus

Originally posted by: child of wonder
Having friends over to eat slow cooked baby back ribs, drink beer, and play Madden 09 on my 47" 1080p LCD in 5.1 surround sound.

Metallica? Please....

Having friends over to eat Bacon Explosion, drink Don Julio/Trago and/or Jack, play Mario Kart/SSBM/other Wii games on my 50 inch Kuro in 5.1 surround sound, then watch this weeks House and The Office, and end it with having sex with my gf.

I think I just won the thread.

Presentation of award on hold pending pics of your gf.

I've posted pics of her before a few times, but here.

Oh and I'm feeling nice so here's another

Fail, son.

Ouch.. Sometimes honesty is not the best policy?

 

[Capt Caveman]

Reps to all except the OP.

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i'm playing pickup hockey. i win

Pickup hockey?

Is that sweaty men on ice wielding huge, provocatively curved "tools" skating around trying to date each other or are we just talking a game like polo only played with trucks instead of horses?

don't you have some thread to go be "elite" in? quit equating what i do for exercise to your sexual fantasies.

Poor melty, his skin is thinner than Paris Hilton and his comebacks blow harder and more often.

why am i thin-skinned? just because i replied?

No, you're thin-skinned because you took an obvious and harmless joke seriously and personally and got all lame and angry in your reply, like some tearful, socially clueless dweeb running home to Mommy.

I'd tell you to lighten up, Leroy, but your sense of humor and your sense of the fucking obvious both need to bulk up w/moar reality.

Cliffs: You're a whiny loser bitch who's owning herself hard here, and you're apparently too dense to see it.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: urinesane

Originally posted by: oldsmoboat
Seeing Metallica 10 years ago would be better. Who's opening for them, Cher?

They're so big they don't need no stinkin opener.

Anyone do an IP check on you yet?

 

[Perknose]

Originally posted by: cheezy321

Originally posted by: akshatp

Originally posted by: Mrvile

Originally posted by: mxyzptlk
1. get high
2. play mario kart wii
3. possibly let girlfriend re-twist my locs
4. go to bed early for snowboarding tomorrow

Wait. Stop listing.

As of right now I don't think you even realize how cool you are. I'll take a moment for that statement to resonate.

You do drugs, you have a girlfriend (she is very obviously bangin hot), you have a whacked out do', and shit, you even snowboard. I'm just going to assume that that bangin hot GF of yours is gonna blow you twice on the lift tomorrow because you are just that good. As for me, well I'm 100% single and my mom and dad don't let me do drugs or even let me get a cool haircut like you, and I flat out embarass myself when I'm on the snow. I absolutely bow to your presence because there is clearly no one I know who can even come close to the amount of coolness that emanates from your being. And the best part is, you're so damn cool you don't even gloat about it on the internet. You are in fact so skilled in the art of modesty that you've led me to believe that you don't even realize quite how cool you are. So let me reiterate, in case it didn't come across the first time:

You are so damn cool.

You may now proceed listing. I expect that you have a slew of cool things to list after number 4. I can't wait to see them. Don't disappoint me.

Quality post. Absolute quality.

How is this a quality post? The guy sounds like a loser in his parents basement. The thread topic was about what you are doing tonight. He listed what he is doing. Some guy replied trying to berate him for what he is doing. It wasn't even in a funny manner, it just comes out as some bitter and lonely soul who is angry at the world.

Duuuude, he's playing one on the internet, for laughs, which he got. Careful now, or you'll have a meltdown75, which is just embarrassing.

 

[TreyRandom]

I'll be spending my Thursday night with my wife and my two wonderful sons. Can't think of anything I'd rather be doing.

 

[olds]

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75

Originally posted by: Perknose

Originally posted by: meltdown75
i'm playing pickup hockey. i win

Pickup hockey?

Is that sweaty men on ice wielding huge, provocatively curved "tools" skating around trying to date each other or are we just talking a game like polo only played with trucks instead of horses?

don't you have some thread to go be "elite" in? quit equating what i do for exercise to your sexual fantasies.

Poor melty, his skin is thinner than Paris Hilton and his comebacks blow harder and more often.

why am i thin-skinned? just because i replied?

No, you're thin-skinned because you took an obvious and harmless joke seriously and personally and got all lame and angry in your reply, like some tearful, socially clueless dweeb running home to Mommy.

I'd tell you to lighten up, Leroy, but your sense of humor and your sense of the fucking obvious both need to bulk up w/moar reality.

Cliffs: You're a whiny loser bitch who's owning herself hard here, and you're apparently too dense to see it.

....
Cliffs:
Emo

Fixed.

 

[Suspicious-Teach8788]

1) getting out of work early. boss said we can take it easy for the rest of the week. been slaving for past 3 months.
2) visiting gf tonight
3) dinner somewhere
4) watch office or hells kitchen or greys anatomy (probably one of the first two because we're not 100% caught up on greys)
5) return home to pack for snowboarding trip this weekend.

 

[DisgruntledVirus]

Originally posted by: DLeRium
1) getting out of work early. boss said we can take it easy for the rest of the week. been slaving for past 3 months.
2) visiting gf tonight
3) dinner somewhere
4) watch office or hells kitchen or greys anatomy (probably one of the first two because we're not 100% caught up on greys)
5) return home to pack for snowboarding trip this weekend.

Is your gf gonna re-twist your locks?