No bro, here I am taking a break with my hand down my lady's pants and her mine.
You are an unhappy mother fucker.
K Peace
double chest tap
and a peace sign.
Am I supposed to be impressed that you have no respect for your girlfriend? Why would you even say something like that? What the fuck is wrong with you?
Do yourself a favor and just stop. Stop trying so hard to prove yourself, stop with crass, ignorant statements, and for Gods sake stop talking about your partner as if she's a common whore. You come across as a teenage boy.