Why are some guys afraid of urinals?

[jandrews]

haha, grown men peeing sitting down ayiyiyi, this reminds me of that curb your enthusiasm where cheryl leaves the toilet seat up from puking and larry falls in the toilet pointing out the irony of the woman leaving the seat up for once lmao. I use the urinal but to tell the truth I dont like it but the stall wouldnt help. A lot of medications make it harder to pee regardless so it can be really annoying.

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: LS21
urinals in america splash back. serious. for some reasons, with all of the brilliant engineers in this country, we dont have urinals that dont splashback. ive traveled and seen some weird urinals in the world... but none of them piss back on your pants like the ones here

:laugh:

I bet they laugh at you when you leave the room too. Next time hang around outside the door and you'll hear a muffled "PWNED!".

 

[HardcoreRobot]

i have no idea, but it is lame

 

[MmmSkyscraper]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Do you really want them using the urinal though? From the sound of it, they'd miss, and end up pissing all over the floor, or shooting into your lane (hey, I'm standing here!)...

Don't cross the streams!

Surprised it took as long as it did for someone to mention the guy that pissed on his CEO

 

[AlienCraft]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: rasczak
are they asian?

Yes.

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
We have some consultants in on our floor, working on IT projects (building reports and replacing systems). For some reason, a couple of them are afraid to use the urinals, or so it seems. So they go in and use a stall, do not lift the seat (of course) and end up pissing all over the seat and the floor.

So now the stall is ruined for the next person if they have serious business to attend to.

Why the hell can't you just use the urinal like a grown-up? Are you 4 years old and afraid the urinal monster is going to bite your weiner off? WTF is wrong with you? At least aim properly, idiots. :disgust:

KT

What I find really disturbing, is the amount of attention you're giving to the toilet behaviors of others.
Pay more attention to the things you can affect.
this is not one of them.

It's a shared space that I use, several times (I drink a lot of water) on a daily basis so it definitely my business. Can I change it? Not likely, but I sure can bitch about it here which makes me feel at least a little bit better.

KT

SHARED being the operative word. That means you have to adapt to the lowest common denominator when you include "the public". ANything above that and well, you're being idealistic, and unreasonable.

you feel a litle better Until someone does it again, then you rinse and repeat.
and you're back here feeling pissed off (on?) again.

I don't use urinal in public places after being an attempted robbery while doing my business, consequently , your opinions and thoughts are irrelevant to me.
BTW, don't assume someone is vulnerable just because he's got his dick out and is voiding.
In my case , turning around while peeing on the guy provided the distraction needed to bust him in the head and get out of there.

 

[rasczak]

Originally posted by: MmmSkyscraper

Originally posted by: LS21
urinals in america splash back. serious. for some reasons, with all of the brilliant engineers in this country, we dont have urinals that dont splashback. ive traveled and seen some weird urinals in the world... but none of them piss back on your pants like the ones here

:laugh:

I bet they laugh at you when you leave the room too. Next time hang around outside the door and you'll hear a muffled "PWNED!".

There is a (scientific) explanation for this nasty occurrence. It's the fact that americans probably drink more (beer, wine, soda, you pick) therefore their bladders are fuller than other men from other countries. They have so much going on in their bladder that when they have to piss, it shoots out like a water cannon. I wonder if the pressure is nearly equal to that of a fire hose?

I get splashback all the time

 

[clamum]

Originally posted by: jandrews
haha, grown men peeing sitting down ayiyiyi, this reminds me of that curb your enthusiasm where cheryl leaves the toilet seat up from puking and larry falls in the toilet pointing out the irony of the woman leaving the seat up for once lmao. I use the urinal but to tell the truth I dont like it but the stall wouldnt help. A lot of medications make it harder to pee regardless so it can be really annoying.

Painkillers do that to me. Like it'll stop mid-stream like I purposely made it stop but it's involuntary. It does this multiple times when I'm going, makes it really annoying.

 

[Tobolo]

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I like to start at the urinal, then slowly back up about 10 feet toward the sinks creating a giant arc of pee. When i'm done I usually try to high-five the guy who was at the urinal next to me, but for some reason they get pissed off.

QQ

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: rasczak
are they asian?

Yes.

Originally posted by: AlienCraft

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
We have some consultants in on our floor, working on IT projects (building reports and replacing systems). For some reason, a couple of them are afraid to use the urinals, or so it seems. So they go in and use a stall, do not lift the seat (of course) and end up pissing all over the seat and the floor.

So now the stall is ruined for the next person if they have serious business to attend to.

Why the hell can't you just use the urinal like a grown-up? Are you 4 years old and afraid the urinal monster is going to bite your weiner off? WTF is wrong with you? At least aim properly, idiots. :disgust:

KT

What I find really disturbing, is the amount of attention you're giving to the toilet behaviors of others.
Pay more attention to the things you can affect.
this is not one of them.

It's a shared space that I use, several times (I drink a lot of water) on a daily basis so it definitely my business. Can I change it? Not likely, but I sure can bitch about it here which makes me feel at least a little bit better.

KT

SHARED being the operative word. That means you have to adapt to the lowest common denominator when you include "the public". ANything above that and well, you're being idealistic, and unreasonable.

you feel a litle better Until someone does it again, then you rinse and repeat.
and you're back here feeling pissed off (on?) again.

I don't use urinal in public places after being an attempted robbery while doing my business, consequently , your opinions and thoughts are irrelevant to me.
BTW, don't assume someone is vulnerable just because he's got his dick out and is voiding.
In my case , turning around while peeing on the guy provided the distraction needed to bust him in the head and get out of there.

Well you kind of lost me a bit part way through there. With respect to your first comment though, this is not technically a public washroom, it is on my company's private property and these guys are contracters from a company that will remain nameless (I will never look at their hard drives the same way again) so I believe they should conform to our standards.

KT

 

[jandrews]

Originally posted by: clamum

Originally posted by: jandrews
haha, grown men peeing sitting down ayiyiyi, this reminds me of that curb your enthusiasm where cheryl leaves the toilet seat up from puking and larry falls in the toilet pointing out the irony of the woman leaving the seat up for once lmao. I use the urinal but to tell the truth I dont like it but the stall wouldnt help. A lot of medications make it harder to pee regardless so it can be really annoying.

Painkillers do that to me. Like it'll stop mid-stream like I purposely made it stop but it's involuntary. It does this multiple times when I'm going, makes it really annoying.

yeah a lot of things do it, painkillers, antidepressants, stuff like valium does it too I think, super annoying!!!

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
How many times has anyone seen an errant penis flapping about in the men's washroom? I can't recall ever seeing one, so I don't understand the concern.

I just pictured a penis flopping along the floor in a bathroom with some guy running after it yelling "Get back here!" Crazy errant penises.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
How many times has anyone seen an errant penis flapping about in the men's washroom? I can't recall ever seeing one, so I don't understand the concern.

I just pictured a penis flopping along the floor in a bathroom with some guy running after it yelling "Get back here!" Crazy errant penises.

Welcome to my nightmare!

KT

 

[Platypus]

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Small Penis?

Gets my vote.

If you have to piss in a stall because you're truly that afraid someone's gonna steal a glance at your shriveled up weenie I don't recommend ever attending a major sporting or music event.

Also I just happened upon the best urinal I've ever used: http://www.totousa.com/productpage.asp?PID=275

They put these mounted low on the wall at my new gym. They're freaking awesome. No splash back problem and auto flush.

Weren't you the one who posted a thread about not being able to piss at a urinal when there were errant lesbians trying to use the bathroom at the same time?

 

[BrokenVisage]

Just watch 'Waiting..'

"Why can't he just pee like a normal person??" "I don't hear any pee!"

 

[K1052]

Originally posted by: Platypus

Originally posted by: K1052

Originally posted by: Quiksilver
Small Penis?

Gets my vote.

If you have to piss in a stall because you're truly that afraid someone's gonna steal a glance at your shriveled up weenie I don't recommend ever attending a major sporting or music event.

Also I just happened upon the best urinal I've ever used: http://www.totousa.com/productpage.asp?PID=275

They put these mounted low on the wall at my new gym. They're freaking awesome. No splash back problem and auto flush.

Weren't you the one who posted a thread about not being able to piss at a urinal when there were militant, angry, envious, and quite possibly armed lesbians staring into my soul waiting use the single stall at the same time?

fixed and yes (twas only a few seconds of stage fight though)

 

[Platypus]

just making sure

 

[outofloop]

Originally posted by: LS21
urinals in america splash back. serious. for some reasons, with all of the brilliant engineers in this country, we dont have urinals that dont splashback. ive traveled and seen some weird urinals in the world... but none of them piss back on your pants like the ones here

Toilet Wars: Urinals Strike Back

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
We have some consultants in on our floor, working on IT projects (building reports and replacing systems). For some reason, a couple of them are afraid to use the urinals, or so it seems. So they go in and use a stall, do not lift the seat (of course) and end up pissing all over the seat and the floor.

So now the stall is ruined for the next person if they have serious business to attend to.

Why the hell can't you just use the urinal like a grown-up? Are you 4 years old and afraid the urinal monster is going to bite your weiner off? WTF is wrong with you? At least aim properly, idiots. :disgust:

KT

We got tired of you leaning over to try to get a peek

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
We have some consultants in on our floor, working on IT projects (building reports and replacing systems). For some reason, a couple of them are afraid to use the urinals, or so it seems. So they go in and use a stall, do not lift the seat (of course) and end up pissing all over the seat and the floor.

So now the stall is ruined for the next person if they have serious business to attend to.

Why the hell can't you just use the urinal like a grown-up? Are you 4 years old and afraid the urinal monster is going to bite your weiner off? WTF is wrong with you? At least aim properly, idiots. :disgust:

KT

We got tired of you leaning over to try to get a peek

But there was nothing to see...

KT

 

[angry hampster]

Those of you saying "splashback" just need to aim down.


Sorry if this has already been mentinoed, but I'm not going to read, in-depth, 5 pages about men being scared of urinals.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: dabuddha

Originally posted by: KeithTalent
We have some consultants in on our floor, working on IT projects (building reports and replacing systems). For some reason, a couple of them are afraid to use the urinals, or so it seems. So they go in and use a stall, do not lift the seat (of course) and end up pissing all over the seat and the floor.

So now the stall is ruined for the next person if they have serious business to attend to.

Why the hell can't you just use the urinal like a grown-up? Are you 4 years old and afraid the urinal monster is going to bite your weiner off? WTF is wrong with you? At least aim properly, idiots. :disgust:

KT

We got tired of you leaning over to try to get a peek

But there was nothing to see...

KT

ZING!

EDIT: Why the hell did they change to ;

 

[3NF]

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I like to start at the urinal, then slowly back up about 10 feet toward the sinks creating a giant arc of pee. When i'm done I usually try to high-five the guy who was at the urinal next to me, but for some reason they get pissed off.

LOL...Best reply yet.

That was hilarious

Seriously, if it wasn't illegal (or isn't it?) I'd just go outside. Unfortunately, there are people in this world that think whipping it out and peeing into a bush or lawn is wrong

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: 3NF

Originally posted by: Schfifty Five

Originally posted by: bignateyk
I like to start at the urinal, then slowly back up about 10 feet toward the sinks creating a giant arc of pee. When i'm done I usually try to high-five the guy who was at the urinal next to me, but for some reason they get pissed off.

LOL...Best reply yet.

That was hilarious

Seriously, if it wasn't illegal (or isn't it?) I'd just go outside. Unfortunately, there are people in this world that think whipping it out and peeing into a bush or lawn is wrong

Bushes are fine, but the guys that piss against the wall of a building and then it runs down and pools on the sidewalk that I walk on, well that I have a problem with.

KT

 

[Jeeebus]

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[aplefka]

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy

Originally posted by: mrSHEiK124

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I hate urinals. I don't know if it's a circumcision thing or what (I'm not), but whenever I finish up pissing, I have that little drop of piss at the end. You try to shake the shit off, but it never goes away completely. It just sits there. I could just say fuck it, and zip up, which just results in that drop of piss hitting my underwear and becoming a nasty wet spot that I have to bump up against for the rest of the day... or I could use my fingers and wipe the shit off, but then I've got piss on my hands. So I use toilet paper, wipe that shit up, and stay nice and piss-free for the rest of the day. But there's no toilet paper at the urinal... gotta go to the stall for that one. Ergo, I prefer pissing in stalls.

First acceptable reason given. I hate that last drop. When I can't get it off I just chance the wet spot, but it's never been that bad. And I think that's a universal problem, regardless of whether or not you're playing with a helmet.

Helmet free here, problem still exists. I piss in stalls, but I've got James Bond aiming cock, I don't hit the rim or the floor.

Pissing in handicapped stalls = roxxor. Wipe seat down, wash hands, grab some damp TP, sit down, piss, and wipe willie down. No piss on pants, shirt, floor, leg, arm, nose, or anything other than the inside of the toilet bowl.

Wait, what? You actually sit down to pee? By helmet free did you in fact mean "I have a vagina?" OK, enough sexism, I guess I can get the appeal...

Does no one just lift the damn seat? I mean, a few people have chimed in that they go in a stall but don't hit the seat... RAISE THE DAMN THING. Awful hard to hit when it's vertical facing away from you. Shit, I bet you couldn't hit that if you tried. "Maybe if I arc it up over here..."

I do sit. Helmet free, I assumed, meant circumcised, I guess aplefka meant chicks/dudes collectively. LMAO.

You got the meaning backwards but I can see where there'd be confusion. I was, however, not referring to chicks, as I wasn't even aware that was an option for them until two weeks ago in my philosophy class.