Why are some guys afraid of urinals?

[Phokus]

There's an ATOTer, Jdogg i think was his name, that posted that hilarious story about how he accidentally urinated on his former boss and current VP of his company. I think that's reason enough to avoid the urinals

 

[Safeway]

Did someone up there say, "Fuck small penises." Man, if that's what floats your boat.

 

[Quiksilver]

Man Assaulted For Not Following Urinal Etiquette

 

[aplefka]

I thought of this thread today as I took my daily pre-history class piss.

I don't think any of the bathrooms on campus have splashback urinals but I could be wrong.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: aplefka
I thought of this thread today as I took my daily pre-history class piss.

I don't think any of the bathrooms on campus have splashback urinals but I could be wrong.

It's all in the technique. The guys that don't know how to pee blame the urinals.

KT

 

[Heller]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: aplefka
I thought of this thread today as I took my daily pre-history class piss.

I don't think any of the bathrooms on campus have splashback urinals but I could be wrong.

It's all in the technique. The guys that don't know how to pee blame the urinals.

KT

You taught me well, what can i say

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: Heller

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: aplefka
I thought of this thread today as I took my daily pre-history class piss.

I don't think any of the bathrooms on campus have splashback urinals but I could be wrong.

It's all in the technique. The guys that don't know how to pee blame the urinals.

KT

You taught me well, what can i say

A little, um, hand-holding goes a long way.

KT

 

[aplefka]

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: aplefka
I thought of this thread today as I took my daily pre-history class piss.

I don't think any of the bathrooms on campus have splashback urinals but I could be wrong.

It's all in the technique. The guys that don't know how to pee blame the urinals.

KT

I was most definitely not taught how to piss correctly. Shit, I never could figure out what the buttons on boxers were for until I was at least 15, true story. I always just pulled/held down the front of my boxers enough so I could let the guy out. It seemed so much faster and time efficient. I still do it that way to this day probably 80% of the time because it was a habit.

I'll definitely teach my son the right way though so he won't have to be ashamed of his lack of piss etiquette knowledge.

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: aplefka

Originally posted by: KeithTalent

Originally posted by: aplefka
I thought of this thread today as I took my daily pre-history class piss.

I don't think any of the bathrooms on campus have splashback urinals but I could be wrong.

It's all in the technique. The guys that don't know how to pee blame the urinals.

KT

I was most definitely not taught how to piss correctly. Shit, I never could figure out what the buttons on boxers were for until I was at least 15, true story. I always just pulled/held down the front of my boxers enough so I could let the guy out. It seemed so much faster and time efficient. I still do it that way to this day probably 80% of the time because it was a habit.

I'll definitely teach my son the right way though so he won't have to be ashamed of his lack of piss etiquette knowledge.

Good man! There is hope for future generations! :thumbsup:

KT

 

[Linux23]

Originally posted by: Jeeebus
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LOLOLOL.