Originally posted by: Aflac
Every time I use a urinal my hand always gets covered in spray. I hate it. I just piss in the toilet, using paper to lift the seat and use my foot to hit the flusher. Works well.
Originally posted by: Aflac
Every time I use a urinal my hand always gets covered in spray. I hate it. I just piss in the toilet, using paper to lift the seat and use my foot to hit the flusher. Works well.
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
We have some consultants in on our floor, working on IT projects (building reports and replacing systems). For some reason, a couple of them are afraid to use the urinals, or so it seems. So they go in and use a stall, do not lift the seat (of course) and end up pissing all over the seat and the floor.
So now the stall is ruined for the next person if they have serious business to attend to.
Why the hell can't you just use the urinal like a grown-up? Are you 4 years old and afraid the urinal monster is going to bite your weiner off? WTF is wrong with you? At least aim properly, idiots. :disgust:
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Also, one of these guys was nice enough to do the following:
I'm in the bathrrom washing my hands (don't even get me started on hand washing) and one of the aforementioned idiots walks into the bathroom. He walks over to the stall, steps in and flushes the toilet. He stands there looking at the bowl for a moment, then I notice behind me that water is starting to overflow from the toilet as he is standing there watching it. Buddy just shrugs his shoulders and walks out, not even warning me or anything. Five more seconds and I would have been ankle-deep in shitwater.
Of course I finish washing my hands and quickly get out of there. I then go to the receptionist to ask if anyone reported the bathroom flooded (knowing full well this jerk would not have done it, but I asked anyway) and of course she said no, so I told her and she called someone to fix it.
If you are going to flood the the bathroom at least have the decency to tell someone! Arrgghhh, I'm choking on my own rage here. :|
KT
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
Originally posted by: KeithTalent
Also, one of these guys was nice enough to do the following:
I'm in the bathrrom washing my hands (don't even get me started on hand washing) and one of the aforementioned idiots walks into the bathroom. He walks over to the stall, steps in and flushes the toilet. He stands there looking at the bowl for a moment, then I notice behind me that water is starting to overflow from the toilet as he is standing there watching it. Buddy just shrugs his shoulders and walks out, not even warning me or anything. Five more seconds and I would have been ankle-deep in shitwater.
Of course I finish washing my hands and quickly get out of there. I then go to the receptionist to ask if anyone reported the bathroom flooded (knowing full well this jerk would not have done it, but I asked anyway) and of course she said no, so I told her and she called someone to fix it.
If you are going to flood the the bathroom at least have the decency to tell someone! Arrgghhh, I'm choking on my own rage here. :|
KT
Those guys sound like complete narquats. Do you really want them using the urinal though? From the sound of it, they'd miss, and end up pissing all over the floor, or shooting into your lane (hey, I'm standing here!), or somehow getting it on the ceiling... which, admittedly, I would have to applaud. But yeah, some real winners at your work.
Originally posted by: compman25
I just piss in the sink so I can wash my hands at the same time
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
you think thats bad...here we have people who hang toilet paper to cover the gaps on the doors and where the dividers meat the wall in the stalls....what the hell is that all about
Originally posted by: LtPage1
People pee on the seats after age 7? I always assumed that it was small children always ruining public bathrooms. Hmm. Wow, I hate humanity.
Originally posted by: BooGiMaN
you think thats bad...here we have people who hang toilet paper to cover the gaps on the doors and where the dividers meet the wall in the stalls....what the hell is that all about
Originally posted by: Fern
"Splash Back"
Originally posted by: aplefka
Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
I hate urinals. I don't know if it's a circumcision thing or what (I'm not), but whenever I finish up pissing, I have that little drop of piss at the end. You try to shake the shit off, but it never goes away completely. It just sits there. I could just say fuck it, and zip up, which just results in that drop of piss hitting my underwear and becoming a nasty wet spot that I have to bump up against for the rest of the day... or I could use my fingers and wipe the shit off, but then I've got piss on my hands. So I use toilet paper, wipe that shit up, and stay nice and piss-free for the rest of the day. But there's no toilet paper at the urinal... gotta go to the stall for that one. Ergo, I prefer pissing in stalls.
First acceptable reason given. I hate that last drop. When I can't get it off I just chance the wet spot, but it's never been that bad. And I think that's a universal problem, regardless of whether or not you're playing with a helmet.
Originally posted by: effowe
Wow this thread is pretty ridiculous. First off, there are spots in the urinal that wont give splashback, it's all about angle. Secondly, what about peeing in a trough? I've been to ballparks / bars that only have troughs to piss in. Will you stall only guys wait for a stall when your kidneys are about to explode just because someone might glance at your wang? I'm there to pee, if I got to go I don't care where it is.
Also, at some venues the line for the guys bathroom can be out the door. 2 urinals, 1 stall, what do you do when it's your turn and you really have to go? Are you going to stand there in the bathroom claiming the only stall? Just take a piss, it's not a big deal.