Why are the old people so cranky recently?

[schneiderguy]

Did WAL*MART run out of adult diapers? :hmm:

 

[Matthiasa]

Ahh I was thinking its something to do with lawns and you being on them, but you already got that covered.

 

[NikolaeVarius]

A black man is president.

 

[spidey07]

Because it's Christmas time. That most wonderful time of the year, the most stressful of stressful of crankiest times of the year!

 

[Dankk]

It's those goddamn libruls.

 

[Kadarin]

Recently? Old people have always been (and always will be) cranky.

 

[darkewaffle]

It's cold out waiting for Country Buffet to open at 5:30 AM.

 

[schneiderguy]

Recently? Old people have always been (and always will be) cranky.

They've been even more cranky than usual! And they're starting a bunch of threads complaining about young people that are clogging up my ATOT

 

[dud]

Did WAL*MART run out of adult diapers? :hmm:

Are they cranky around you? If so, that explains why ...

 

[schneiderguy]

Are they cranky around you? If so, that explains why ...

Nah man, old people love me as long as they don't have daughters I'm trying to have sex with.

 

[Perknose]

Nah man, old people love me as long as they don't have daughters I'm trying to have sex with.

Or dogs or other vulnerable small animals. We know you go for that low hanging fruit . . . or fruits with low hanging . . . Christmas ornaments.

 

[BoomerD]

Fuck you, you young pup. Us old people have ALWAYS been cranky, grouchy, grumpy, and just generally ill-tempered. Now get the fuck off my lawn before I have to kill you. I hate it when that happens...my garden is already over-full.

A black man is president.

Shens. That could NEVER happen here. I suppose the next lie you're gonna try to pass off on us is that he's some corrupt Chicago politician.
That could never happen either. The people of the USA are too smart and politically well educated.

 

[yhelothar]

I mostly only notice old people on ATOT being cranky. Usually IRL, old people are the most genial, warm, friendly, and courteous people I ever meet. Sometimes I wonder if old people get like that from all the years of experience they have with interacting with people or is it just the culture of their time.

 

[Beau]

Vigo the Carpathian is growing in strength.

 

[potluv]

Because they fucked the country up, and they're reaping what they sowed in their old age with no social net to live off of.

 

[dennilfloss]

Winter is bad for our rheumatism. That's why.

 

[zinfamous]

Vigo the Carpathian is growing in strength.

someone notify Vince Klortho!

oh wait...different demon.

:hmm:

 

[Kadarin]

Vigo the Carpathian is growing in strength.

We're going to have to cross the streams.

 

[Fritzo]

Recently? Old people have always been (and always will be) cranky.

It's because by their age, they realize they can't change anything.

 

[Amused]

A black man is president.

Holy shit! We have a black president???

 

[Amused]

 

[Engineer]

No raises in SS next year (after no raise this year). I was pissed when my income was frozen for 2 years too!

Young, snot nosed bastards! :|

 

[spidey07]

No raises in SS next year (after no raise this year). I was pissed when my income was frozen for 2 years too!

Young, snot nosed bastards! :|

Yeah. But us young productive folks get 2000 bucks.

Fuck Obama.

 

[Geekbabe]

I'm not cranky, all things considered I'm actually pretty happy

 

[GuitarDaddy]

:twisted:Which one of you little turds stole my lawn gnome

I got some rock salt in my shotgun waitin fer ye