To many to count .... not inspired to write at the moment but will report back.
You probably have more pressing and immediate concerns but if you think we're gonna let you slide, then it's time for another 'think.'
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Heeheeheehee
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The worst for me was EEE (Eastern Equine Encephalitis - most likely) when I was 6. You have no idea what a bad hangover is until you've lived with a swollen brain and spinal membrane for a couple of weeks (meningoencephalitis).
That sort of brain damage makes you oohhh so much more likely to do stupid things like wrap some wire around one of the prongs of an A/C plug and then introduce that prong to and A/C outlet. Oh man, I suffered much more via maternal retribution than if I'd died.
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Not sure how old I was. Probably 3 or 4. Dad was burning brush and apparently even at that age I was something of a pyro. So I ran outside and right into the burn-area. But I guess the wind shifted and I was trapped by the flames. Screamed my little toddler head off and dad came to my rescue. It was sorta "fun."
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When I was 16 (roughly 9 years after mom and I had put AL in our rear view) we took a drive to visit our little, unimproved lot on Marathon Key. The FL keys are a wonderful place to visit. You can walk a few hundred yards into the water there and it's still barely above your thighs.
Anyway, on the way back, we drove up the gulf coast and stopped at Sanibel Island. That's another place for your bucket list. The island juts out into the gulf stream and the beaches have a thick layer of seashells - especially after a storm.
No life-guarded beaches at the time but some very strong undertow. I went out maybe 30-50 feet into the gulf and couldn't get back to shore. Fortunately, I'd long ago learned how to float for extended periods on my back. I knew there was a nice, placid cove nearby where there shouldn't be any undertow. It took me a little while to do that floating on my back but I eventually got to it and was able to swim across and back onto land.
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I know there have to be more incidents of note but drawing a blank. Will come back here if any are worth mentioning.