Rant Why aren't they called nose whiskers?

[Charmonium]

My nose hairs are definitely at least as thick as my facial hair.

After a certain age you have "shave" them or you start to look like a farm animal.

And don't get me started on ear hair.

 

[nakedfrog]

I remember the first time I saw an old dude with tufts of hair sticking out from his ears, probably a good 3/4".

 

[WelshBloke]

And don't get me started on ear hair.

Man that first time at the barbers!

They are doing the back of your neck with the buzzy thing then.... BUZZ...BUZZ at each side of your head!

 

[brianmanahan]

I remember the first time I saw an old dude with tufts of hair sticking out from his ears, probably a good 3/4".

a sign of dignity

i want ear hair to rival walter cronkite's eyebrows

 

[Red Squirrel]

I noticed I have more nose hair now days, what is up with that. lol. Thankfully no ear hair...

Those hairs are tough too, I try to rip them out but that hurts as hell. My trimmer does have an attachment for nose hair so I just go at it once in a while with that.

I'm just glad I still have my head hair. Getting closer to 40 and so far so good... It's definitely thinner than it was when I was a kid, but still thick enough that I can rock long hair.

 

[Pohemi]

I think you'd have a stronger argument in calling pubes 'dick whiskers'. At least they're external hair. Plus, it sounds funnier.

/me runs to the copyright office

 

[WelshBloke]

I think you'd have a stronger argument in calling pubes 'dick whiskers'. At least they're external hair. Plus, it sounds funnier.

/me runs to the copyright office

An old girlfriend of mine always used to say that she was "just going to wet my whiskers" when she was nipping to the loo in the pub!

 

[BurnItDwn]

If you grow bushy enough facial hair, it mostly hides the ones coming out of your nose and ears.
I think the ear hair might be beneficial though. It seems like it may be thick enough to stop bees from flying inside of the ears and stinging.
When I was 4 i did not have any ear hair and a bee flew into my ear and stung me. I had to have the stinger removed at the hospital.

 

[IronWing]

Booger cozies sounds okay.

Edit: Finger cozies?

 

[Greenman]

One of several issues with getting old is growing hair in places I didn't know I had skin.

 

[WelshBloke]

One of several issues with getting old is growing hair in places I didn't know I had skin.

Its like it tries to escape your head and take refuge in your eyebrows, ears, and nose!

 

[Greenman]

Its like it tries to escape your head and take refuge in your eyebrows, ears, and nose!

Most of the hair on my head migrated down to my back.

 

[sdifox]

Told you not to post under the influence.

 

[skyking]

I worked with a guy years ago and he was changing his shirt in his cubicle. Woah I thought I had startled a black bear!
He shaved his neck down below his uniform shirt collar and nobody knew.

 

[lxskllr]

I worked with a guy years ago and he was changing his shirt in his cubicle. Woah I thought I had startled a black bear!
He shaved his neck down below his uniform shirt collar and nobody knew.

I was at a party once, and some people were swimming. One guy looked like he was wearing a fur suit. I wondered how decided where to stop shaving. It was too long ago to remember where he did stop, but it was arbitrary. A little higher, a little lower... wouldn't make much difference :^D

 

[BoomerD]

If you don't like nose hair...get a booger blender.

 

[BoomerD]

So

I worked with a guy years ago and he was changing his shirt in his cubicle. Woah I thought I had startled a black bear!
He shaved his neck down below his uniform shirt collar and nobody knew.

Sounds like my brother-in-law...that fucker was a walking carpet in his younger years...gawd-damn wookie.

 

[nakedfrog]

When I was in the military and we all did the thing where we got tattoos together, one of the gang got the Eye of Horus on his back. They had to shave the spot, and I'm pretty sure no one was ever going to be able to see it after the hair grew back in (unless he kept shaving that spot). I'd never seen that much body hair on a person before.

 

[William Gaatjes]

My nose hairs are definitely at least as thick as my facial hair.

After a certain age you have "shave" them or you start to look like a farm animal.

And don't get me started on ear hair.

Free mustache ?
When you have a cold, you can use the mucus as free hair styling gel.

 

[Charmonium]

You sick puppy.

Edit - what if it's chunky snot?

 

[nakedfrog]

Well, there goes my chance at not encountering the phrase "chunky snot" today