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edit: also Zillow and Trulia are great resources but often just not correct. a lot of the time that property listed as for sale on those sites is not available anymore.
In the UK it's more like 1~2% for sole agent, or 2+% if it's multiple agents.
The US sounds like a joke.
BULLSHIT. 100%.
I have bought and sold eight houses - three of which were out of state - and I had zero issues. Realtors are a god damn waste of money if you have the slightest hint of a brain in most situations. I say 'most' because there are corner cases where they can be of use, but I'm definitely attributing that to 10% or less and that's being generous.
I took the real estate agent training class just so I could effectively have this argument. It was a god damn joke.
I sold my house two months ago on my own and I made just as much as the realtors said I would if I listed with them. They also said if I did FSBO I would make 8-10% less... idiots. I had people show up to buy the house with agents and they started salivating at the 6% commission because they thought I would pay the full amount if they acted as a transaction broker. I told one of them to literally go fuck himself after he started getting belligerent. I then looked at the potential buyers and said if they wanted the house and they wanted to use an agent, they were welcome to buy it as long as they paid for his services because I didn't need him. If they needed his help to find a house, they should pay for that service. Yeah yeah, I know the other side of that argument, but don't waste my time trying to convince me that he's doing me a service as well. One word: Zillow.
Anyway, I ended up selling to a woman who didn't have a realtor and she paid full price because I was willing to be flexible with the whole transaction. She had a few special circumstances that I took time to properly vet and things have been totally smooth. I always use a real estate attorney to draft my contracts and I'm at a 100% success rate with no issues. People are always surprised that I'm able to do it without a realtor, but they just haven't stopped drinking the koolaid yet. Once you realize how fucking worthless they are, it's like a feeling of total and complete enlightenment. Middlemen are the bane of humanity.
For every story like this, there are way more on those who wished they hired an agent or an attorney.
Many people can't even handle their own taxes.
Most agent fees can be negotiated esp in today's market...who may have to shop agents though.
I sold my house for $250. You can list it through a listing agent for a flat rate.
Still had to pay the buyer's agent 3% though.
Fuck lazy bitches. Who needs middlemen? I mine and refine my own ore, design and manufacture fucking cars from the ground up. I bet that bitch MrDudeMan pays other people to get his cars premade.MrDudeMan is the dude who roofs his own house, paints his own gutters, fixes his own car and then tells the 90 year old lady next door she's an idiot for not being able to do it herself.
Some people have different skill sets. Some people need realtors. I personal would not because I follow real estate closely. But I know some do need them.
Fuck lazy bitches. Who needs middlemen? I mine and refine my own ore, design and manufacture fucking cars from the ground up. I bet that bitch MrDudeMan pays other people to get his cars premade.
Figure in the way that the government taxes real estate agents also. My fiance was taxed at 36% after you account for all the write offs that she qualifies for. Nothing like pulling in $50k and having a net of $18k at the end of the year. She would be better off working a regular 8-4 job with how horrible self employment taxes are.
50k at 5% brokerage fees, after paying a referral fees and giving the company she represents their cut was just shy of $3,000,000 in sales. I don't really think that $50k is that much money to manage the sale of $3mil in assets and I think $18k net is ridiculous for how much she works.
Your fiance is lying to you.
First of all, I'm self employed and don't pay near that in taxes. Not even close, and I'm sure she has twice the write-offs I have, if not more.
Second of all, $3M in sales (not managing the sale of assets, by the way - LOL if you think that's what she does) translates to far more than a $50k net. Press the little window button on your keyboard. Type "calc". Then multiply 3M by .01 (an insanely conservative figure for net commission). Hell, figure .5%... or even 0.25%. Oops! I think you and your fiance need to have a little chat.
Lastly, where do these mysterious 8 - 4 jobs that pay more than $50k exist?
2. Many real estate agents think they're attorneys / contract experts. You know who doesn't charge 6%, but rather $300 and IS an attorney / contract expert? AN ATTORNEY. An agent who thinks they know contract law is fucking dangerous and a total liability to their client. Seriously, people don't need real estate agents, they need real estate attorneys who actually know WTF they're talking about; you can have their expertise (which is also backed by malpractice insurance) for a fraction of the cost you pay for that 45 year old washout who's on their 7th career path.
3,000,000 * .02 = 60k
I've worked in a position where I made over 50k working 8-4 and didn't have a single responsibility after I left work. I have several friends who aren't far from 8-4 and make in the 40k-70k range depending on what they do.
She made just over $50k gross and her "taxable income" was just over 18k and she ended up paying a little over $6300 in taxes. (6300/18000 = .35)
You have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
Nothing like pulling in $50k and having a net of $18k at the end of the year
Many of the contracts/agreements that an agent asks you to sign are already pre-written and reviewed by lawyers for errors etc...
Correct, but those are never the problem areas of the contract, anyway. The issues come in when realtors hand-write special contingencies and/or demands that go outside the framework of the original contract. And the wording they often use in these scenarios, from a legal standpoint, is bloody hilarious.
Realtor: 6%, no legal expertise, no recourse when their advise or inability to write a proper contract fucks you silly
Attorney: $300 (max), insurance-backed legal expertise, plenty of recourse if they foul up
You can't seem to get the story straight on her taxes and income. You said:
That says "I started with 50k, and after taxes I was left with 18k." Naturally, I called bullshit. But now you're saying 18k was her taxable income. BIG difference there, bud. In other words, 6300/50000 = 12.6%, not 35%.
I think her "reator's math" is rubbing off on you
Regardless, why doesn't she take up one of these other magical jobs (the titles of which you've suspiciously omitted from your response)?
And thats why you have an attorney review period.
No shit. But the general point being made here is why even bother with the agent in the first place?! You most certainly need to bring an attorney into the mix anyway, why not save yourself tens of thousands of dollars since he's going to be doing the meat of the agent's work anyway?
Can you take pictures with your camera? Do you have internet access? Can you find yourself an attorney? Guess what: you don't need a $30,000 real estate agent.