"I would like to address that particular stereotype if I may. Now, your stereotypical donut is nothing but dough and sugar fried in fat, am I right? Now that fat gums up your arteries and goes to your brain, and you turn liberal. And the next thing you know, Barry Manilow is on the turntable and you're not going to work and you're voting for gun control. You see what I'm saying? You see the connection? That's why I eat granola."