Why did the

[Oyeve]

Why did the dead baby cross the road?



Because it was stapled to the fucking chicken..





DT readers will know.

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

gOLD.

 

[Newbian]

Now this is one I laughed at sadly.

 

[SandEagle]

i don't get it, but as long as it aint a JY joke, i approve!

11/10

 

[dank69]

Ah, memories of kindergarten...

 

[Oyeve]

Its actually part of the Dark Tower series of books. I sickly got a chuckle when I read that bit years ago.

 

[phoenix79]

That poor train... All he wanted was someone to talk to

 

[ThatsABigOne]

I love it.

 

[Oyeve]

That poor train... All he wanted was someone to talk to

But he was a pain.

 

[RearAdmiral]

moar!

 

[shortylickens]

moar!

How many dead babies up Micheal Jacksons ass?




I have no punchline.

 

[SlitheryDee]

Why do policemen wear belts?

*click*