Nothing wrong with my toilet. Sucks the shit down just fine. Even after two big Macs from McLaxatives.
If you live in Europe, wtf would your tender, delicate, Frenchy-poo ass know about American toilets anyway? Go shoot some water up your butt and cool off fruit cake.
Oh and how about this, take a shower more than once a week you stinky bastards.
Love,
'Murricah....fuck yeah