Why do girls fail at the sneeze?

[uberman]

It's a sex question.
Women tend to pee if they sneeze with force. This gets to be more of a problem for them as they age.

 

[Beev]

I always hold my sneezes in. It's hard to explain, but you can kinda flex a muscle in your mouth area that cuts off airflow in/out of your nose. I do that then keep my mouth closed. Near 100% silent sneezes.

 

[coldmeat]

My sister screams when she sneezes. Like she's purposely trying to make it sound as loud as possible.

 

[DomS]

Originally posted by: zanejohnson
some girls have orgasms when they sneeze.

yet another reason why girls have it easy.

 

[Baked]

Do you pull down your pants and stick a bullhorn up your ass when you fart too?

 

[0roo0roo]

i think its cute

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Were they asleep on the day that sneezing was taught in school? A girl in the next cubicle just did a "girl sneeze": quiet, suppressed as much as is humanly possible, and accomplishing nothing. It sounded something like a bunny whispering "shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo".

I nearly blow my head off during a good sneeze. Actually, I don't know when in recent memory I've had a just single sneeze - they always come in at least pairs, and the really good ones are in even greater multiples. Letting loose a rip-roaring sneeze is one of those unsung pleasures in life.

I'm definitely not a misogynist, but girl sneezes are full of the fail.

she was just trying to be ladylike. unlike myself who lets out a sneeze that can be heard for miles. it just feels so good to let it go out loud.

 

[Vehemence]

Originally posted by: Baked
Do you pull down your pants and stick a bullhorn up your ass when you fart too?

yea

Originally posted by: moshquerade
it just feels so good to let it go out loud.

:shocked:

 

[CKent]

Way back in high school (think loin cloth, dinosaurs, etc.) there was this one girl who would completely hold it in and let out this little "ka-chew!" sound like a kitten. When I sneeze, it measures a 5 on the richter scale.

 

[zinfamous]

I probably sneeze louder and with more force than 99% of humanity. I have always found the girl sneeze to be full of fail, as has the OP.

thanks for this thread.

 

[Chaotic42]

I've only sneezed a few times. Most of the time it just gets held in. If I were a cartoon character, I'd explode.

 

[schmeggy]

Man I hate it when I sneeze too hard and it like pulls the muscle in my chode and it cramps up. Hurts like hell for a few secs!:roll: Anyone else get that?

 

[Mr Pickles]

Originally posted by: moshquerade

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
Were they asleep on the day that sneezing was taught in school? A girl in the next cubicle just did a "girl sneeze": quiet, suppressed as much as is humanly possible, and accomplishing nothing. It sounded something like a bunny whispering "shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo, shoo".

I nearly blow my head off during a good sneeze. Actually, I don't know when in recent memory I've had a just single sneeze - they always come in at least pairs, and the really good ones are in even greater multiples. Letting loose a rip-roaring sneeze is one of those unsung pleasures in life.

I'm definitely not a misogynist, but girl sneezes are full of the fail.

she was just trying to be ladylike. unlike myself who lets out a sneeze that can be heard for miles. it just feels so good to let it go out loud.

I think I speak for everyone when I tell you there's no need to describe your manlyhood. We are all well aware that you are probably as far from lady like as possible.

 

[geno]

meh, n/m

 

[tboo]

Girls cant sneeze too hard or they will end up queefing

 

[Inspector Jihad]

Originally posted by: uhohs
kawaii sneezes are kawaii ^_^

i want to stab you.

 

[LS21]

i scare people when i sneeze

 

[alkemyst]

Originally posted by: mugs

Originally posted by: ggnl
I try to keep my sneezes at a moderate decibel level in the office. Not silent by any means, but definitely not like at home. Am I half full of fail?

I really don't think your coworkers would care about you sneezing at full volume.

Actually the asshats that sneeze so loudly and often like shouting usually find themselves out the outs sooner than later.

 

[rh71]

cause it wouldn't sound very feminine now would it? They probably let it loose when alone.

 

[Xylitol]

my sneezes sound like loud coughs
it kinda annoys me when girls blow their nose cutely and sneeze cutely. I mean - just do it the right way

 

[ppdes]

Forget sneezing, how come I never hear them fart? Do they just hold them in? Isn't that painful?

 

[moshquerade]

Originally posted by: ppdes
Forget sneezing, how come I never hear them fart? Do they just hold them in? Isn't that painful?

would you like a girl who just let 'em rip?

 

[Joemonkey]

my wife always sneezes in sets of 2 or 3, and if she's near me I have to turn my head or it makes my eardrums feel like they are going to rupture... no girly silenced sneezes from her

 

[IGBT]

..ahh. so you involve your vocal cords to dramatize to all around you that in order to sneeze you first require an audience?? then you let loose with a manly bellow accompanied by a shower of boogers and snot??

 

[potato28]

Small sneeze? Never had one of those, only have the big loud snotty shotgun like ones.