Why do guys like lesbians?

[Bv3]

Because I'm a lesbian trapped in a man's body.

 

[Xionide]

Anyways, people were calling me gay and stuff for thinking that way, butt Fvck em. We are all entitled to out own opinion.

WHAT?!?!?!?


































J/k

 

[joecool]

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
In the male fantasy world there's always the chance of joining in.

nah, i'd be happy to just watch. naked female == good, 2x naked female == 2x good!

 

[intogamer]

hell yahh!!! they are hot! I wish I was a lesbian:laugh:

 

[imported_Reck]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I am not attracted to homosexuals of any gender.

 

[Phokus]

Bill hicks once said, 'the only thing more beautiful than a woman... is two of them'

 

[nakedfrog]

I don't think I need a reason. It's like asking me why I like pizza, or cereal.

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Originally posted by: Crazyfool
I am not attracted to homosexuals of any gender.

Their Bi-Sexuals...........

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: nakedfrog
I don't think I need a reason. It's like asking me why I like pizza, or cereal.

Nah it's like asking why do people prefer pizza with sauce and cheese instead of without. Guys don't have sex with other guys, so why would they want to watch sex with other guys? It's like pizza without the sauce and cheese man. It just isn't right.

 

[NFS4]

USA USA USA USA USA!!

 

[Stark]

1. i enjoy looking at beautiful women.
2. if two beautiful women want to make out, i won't argue. Better that than watch a girl make out with a guy.
3. point 1 eliminates about 95% of "real" lesbians in the world.

 

[Wag]

Wishful thinking.

 

[aircooled]

it's so the girls can take care of each other after I've 'finished'.

 

[Delleet]

Well for me, it's the fact that I was born with two penises.

 

[aircooled]

Originally posted by: Delleet
Well for me, it's the fact that I was born with two penises.

You can take the 2nd one out any time, it's plastic.

 

[SuperSix]

Dunno.. Watching 2 chicks get it on never did a whole lot to me...

 

[suse920]

Originally posted by: Cooljt1
only if they are hot like on tv.....
and the fact that they dont want us makes us want them more
and the small chance that 2 hot ones will ask us to join

:thumbsup:

 

[Shawn]

because they are FVCKING HOT!

 

[psiu]

Originally posted by: Lola

Originally posted by: BigLouis

Originally posted by: Lola

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
In the male fantasy world there's always the chance of joining in.

See... thats the problem!!

Hey, I saw lots of movies where the guy joins in.

LOL! yeah... and in real life girls come to the door in a itsy-bitsy towel when the cable guy is there to fix the cable.... and WHOOPS!!! her towel falls off, and she invited the Big Burly cable guy out to the pool area where her "friend" is sunbathing topless, and well.... you know the rest!

That NEVER happened when I was doing cable.





Damnit.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: psiu

Originally posted by: Lola

Originally posted by: BigLouis

Originally posted by: Lola

Originally posted by: Electric Amish
In the male fantasy world there's always the chance of joining in.

See... thats the problem!!

Hey, I saw lots of movies where the guy joins in.

LOL! yeah... and in real life girls come to the door in a itsy-bitsy towel when the cable guy is there to fix the cable.... and WHOOPS!!! her towel falls off, and she invited the Big Burly cable guy out to the pool area where her "friend" is sunbathing topless, and well.... you know the rest!

That NEVER happened when I was doing cable.





Damnit.

The ol' pizza delivery story happens all the time though.

 

[nxh]

reason why is because its not as engaging.

 

[Queasy]

I remember a SNL or a MAD TV skit (I think) where a bunch of guys were partying and a genie appeared to grant them a wish. They got all pumped up and wished for two lesbians making out on their couch. They got Roseanne Barr and Ellen Degeneres.

 

[Insane3D]

It's simple numbers..there really isn't any more to it than that. I don't think most guys would be into two bull *** luberjack type lesbians, but when the women are attractive, why stop at one? Most issues of attraction are hardwired anyway, so if you aren't attracted to them in the first place, then you will probably never understand it.

For instance, if I see two gorgeous women together in a sexual setting, I don't stop and think, "Hmmm...am I attracted to these ladies? If so, why am I?", my brain simply goes WOAH, dialates my pupils to make sure I don't miss anything, and shortly after that, makes my jaw hang halfway open, sometimes with my tongue hanging out, and starts the saliva for maximum drool effect. Totally involuntary...

 

[spidey07]

gee, they're soft and they smell good.

And you get two of them.

And variety (have sex someday, you'll know what I'm talking about)

And the whole just seeing them do naughty things to each other just drives all men wild.

And the fact that the are numerous erogenous zones that simply can't be pleased with a single women.

 

[Malak]

Originally posted by: spidey07
And the whole just seeing them do naughty things to each other just drives all men wild.

And the fact that the are numerous erogenous zones that simply can't be pleased with a single women.

The act of naughty things being done to them is what attracts men, not that it's two women. It's simply not appealing for it to be another man instead of yourself.