Why do I call my fiancée "Thumper"?

Grasshopper27

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Ok, people ask this question over and over. I don't mind answering, but I'm sick of typing it out over and over.

So this provides me a thread to link in my sig so people will stop asking.

"G" Rated Version (useful for telling parents and strangers) - One time when we were flying in the airplane, she tuned in the Disney AM radio station on the ADF and was listening to something in the background while I was busy flying. I looked over and out of the corner of my eye, I noticed her right leg was moving in beat to the music and her foot was "Thumping" the floor of the cockpit. I looked at her, smiled, and said "Like this song Thumper?"

Given that it was the Disney station, that is what I thought of, the rabbit in the movie Bambi, and cause she was "thumping" her foot on the floor.

It would have ended there, but then this happened:

"R" Rated Version (this is why I still call her Thumper) - As many of you know, she is hypersexual, she has at least as much sex drive as I do. I've commented in the past that Thumper likes to punch me in the arm when she wants sex (it is her way of asking for it without asking for it). Now, what do rabbits do a lot of? What does she want a lot of? What do I want to do to her? Hence, "Thumper" is her nickname...

Yea, I really do call her this sometimes in real life, this isn't an Internet thing... Not all the time of course, but just here and there...

Grasshopper is her nickname for me, it started off with a "G" Rated Version too. I fly helicopters, thus I fly from random landing spot to random landing spot, often in the grass. She thinks the helicopter looks like a little grasshopper from a distance (the first time she saw it anyway), and so she called me Grasshopper.

That's the "G" rated version. The "R" rated version shouldn't be too hard to figure out, even if it doesn't really apply anymore since she switched from trimming to shaving clean, but that doesn't matter, she thinks it's cute, I don't mind, so we play with it...

Grasshopper
 

d33pt

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that's great man...
now for the real question..how much time do you spend on the forums to post that much in 2 months?
 

Keego

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Wow. My life is now complete. You really shouldn't have posted this, it's like.. more useless than a thread devoted to one bad joke
 

Lithium381

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thanks for the explination, i've always wondered about the origins of thumper........sounds like a good dateline special
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: HotChic
Hook her up with an AT account.

Cute...

...but both you and I know that isn't going to happen... I've said way too many things in threads here that are going to last a long, long time...

She would forgive me for it (that much I know), but she'd be angry for a long time too. Techincally you're just a bunch of strangers, so it shouldn't matter, but if she came here that would change and then it would matter.

Funny, but that is how it seems to work. As long as you remain strangers and don't really know who we are, I can reveal any amount of detail and it is is ok because it is just some random person posting into some random Internet forum. The minute you actually know who I am, all that changes...

*hug*

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Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: amdskip
At least post a wedding/engagement pic.

That I might be talked into... Our wedding pic will be in the paper I'm sure, I could post that...

I'll think about it...

Grasshopper
 

ElFenix

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she hits you in the shoulder whenever she wants it? jeez... i can't imagine what she'd do if you had to go somewhere for a couple weeks... you might need hospitalization!
 

Grasshopper27

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Originally posted by: ElFenix
she hits you in the shoulder whenever she wants it? jeez... i can't imagine what she'd do if you had to go somewhere for a couple weeks... you might need hospitalization!

Yea, she's shy that way...

She doesn't feel comfortable when we're just sitting in the living room watching a movie, just coming out and saying, "hey, I wanna have sex now". So instead she punches me on the shoulder and sometimes grabs an arm and drags me into the bedroom while I pretend to protest. Usually she'll just punch me and then kiss me, either works fine with me.

We were apart for nearly a week for Thanksgiving, and we still haven't spent too much time together cause I'm sick... Hmm, maybe that is why she was bugging me so much last night to come over...

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Evadman

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On a totaly different topic, do you have a Quarter jar yet?
 
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