Why do I call my fiancée "Thumper"?

[Evadman]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Evadman
On a totaly different topic, do you have a Quarter jar yet?

Err... quarter jar?

You put one in every time, then after you are married, remove one every time. It shall never be emptied.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Err... quarter jar?

You put one in every time, then after you are married, remove one every time. It shall never be emptied.

Oh, one of those...

You know, I really should ask her about that... Given her sex drive, I cannot imagine it would just disapear after we got married... Maybe after kids, but heck, even MY sex drive may go away after dealing with 4 to 6 kids all day...

Grasshopper

 

[lilFajita]

4-6?? whoa! :Q

 

[Scarpozzi]

I agree....very :Q!

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: lilFajita
4-6?? whoa! :Q

What? Why does everyone respond like that when I tell them I want at least 4 kids, and in truth I'd like 6 kids...

It seems so unusual these days, but I think that is a shame... I've got a brother and a sister, but both are much older than I am so I more or less grew up a single child. I want my kids to have lots of brothers and sisters around.

Grasshopper

 

[erikiksaz]

Eeek....lucky bastard....:Q

 

[Zenmervolt]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
thats cool. a lil too much info. but still cool

Ditto that.

ZV

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Yield

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: guyver01
PICS

In your wildest dreams...

i have wild dreams all the time.. gee, that was easy!

Wild dreams are fine, just don't be having them about my girl...

Grasshopper

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Man she is gonna miss you.

 

[Zebo]

This whole thread is Jerry Springer approved.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider
Man she is gonna miss you.

??? Ok, I give, what did I miss?

 

[gopunk]

bah damn you people having sex

 

[Hayabusa Rider]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider Man she is gonna miss you.

??? Ok, I give, what did I miss?

When you sign up of course
The 82nd wants you.


Couldnt resist.

 

[BowlingNut]

way to go grasshopper, get you sum!

now....need to find a "thumper" of my own..........

 

[thawolfman]

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Hayabusarider

When you sign up of course
The 82nd wants you.

Couldnt resist.

LOL!!!



I wouldn't join the 82nd, if I really had to go to war, my ability to fly a helicopter would be my most useful skill to the military. Given a lack of combat training, I might be assigned to fly OH-58s... mostly because I already know how and wouldn't need retraining...

Grasshopper

 

[Riprorin]

As many of you know, she is hypersexual, she has at least as much sex drive as I do.

Marriage and kids will fix that.

 

[her209]

Ahem... where's the X-rated version? :Q:Q:Q

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Riprorin

As many of you know, she is hypersexual, she has at least as much sex drive as I do.

Marriage and kids will fix that.

Haha...

Yea, probably...

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: her209
Ahem... where's the X-rated version? :Q:Q:Q

What??? Who told you about the video tapes...

Err, umm... never mind...

Grasshopper

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: her209
Ahem... where's the X-rated version? :Q:Q:Q

What??? Who told you about the video tapes...

Err, umm... never mind...

Grasshopper

Wow... because of you, I'm never going to watch pr0n again. :Q

 

[bizmark]

is it really appropriate to call her your fiancée when you haven't proposed yet?

BTW thumbs up for spelling "fiancée" correctly.

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: her209

Wow... because of you, I'm never going to watch pr0n again. :Q

Why pay for it when you can make your own!

Grasshopper

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: her209

Wow... because of you, I'm never going to watch pr0n again. :Q

Why pay for it when you can make your own!

Grasshopper

:Q

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: bizmark
is it really appropriate to call her your fiancée when you haven't proposed yet?

BTW thumbs up for spelling "fiancée" correctly.

Actually, she has already used the term with her friends, so I guess in her mind it is already "official". She still wants me to pop the question and make it a surprise, and to be honest I do want to...

Her Mom called me this afternoon and asked for my parents phone number, she wants to talk to them about wedding plans...

Grasshopper <-- in a bit over my head, aren't I?