Why do I call my fiancée "Thumper"?

[her209]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Actually, she has already used the term with her friends, so I guess in her mind it is already "official". She still wants me to pop the question and make it a surprise, and to be honest I do want to...

Her Mom called me this afternoon and asked for my parents phone number, she wants to talk to them about wedding plans...

Grasshopper <-- in a bit over my head, aren't I?

[Bif]Are you yellow?[/Bif]

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Why pay for it when you can make your own!

Grasshopper

:Q

Don't laugh... In all seriousness, we've watched some soft porn together and the truth is, we often just laugh at it... The scripts are so bad, the "production values" are horrible... It is almost comedy...

We don't usually watch the stuff we make ourselves, that is just for future safekeeping, when we have kids and are older and don't look as young as we do now...

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: her209
[Bif]Are you yellow?[/Bif]

No, but there really isn't much doubt as to who is going to wear the pants in this family, is there?

I'm less concerned with how we get there, just so long as we do. I want to be married to her, to spend my life with her, and have her be the mother of my children. The rest is just details...

Grasshopper

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Don't laugh... In all seriousness, we've watched some soft porn together and the truth is, we often just laugh at it... The scripts are so bad, the "production values" are horrible... It is almost comedy...

We don't usually watch the stuff we make ourselves, that is just for future safekeeping, when we have kids and are older and don't look as young as we do now...

Grasshopper

Are you the pizza dude or plummer? :Q:Q:Q

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: her209
Are you the pizza dude or plummer? :Q:Q:Q

Ahh, almost got me there...

That would be too much info my friend... (yea, shocking that I'd say that, isn't it?)

Grasshopper <-- even I have limits...

 

[FrustratedUser]

Originally posted by: Evadman

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Evadman
On a totaly different topic, do you have a Quarter jar yet?

Err... quarter jar?

You put one in every time, then after you are married, remove one every time. It shall never be emptied.

Isn't it the other way around? It's good when it gets emty ---> lots of 6 = good marriage

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: her209
Are you the pizza dude or plummer? :Q:Q:Q

Ahh, almost got me there...

That would be too much info my friend... (yea, shocking that I'd say that, isn't it?)

Grasshopper <-- even I have limits...

LOL, so it is true!!! :Q

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: her209
LOL, so it is true!!! :Q

Err, so what is true???

 

[Mustangrrl]

I think it's pretty self-explanatory, especially since you hint ALL THE TIME at her name having something to do with her being a pseudo-nympho, no?
~robyn

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
I think it's pretty self-explanatory, especially since you hint ALL THE TIME at her name having something to do with her being a pseudo-nympho, no?
~robyn

Err... what's a pseudo-nympho? Sorry, maybe I'm dumb, but this one went over my head...

Grasshopper

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: her209
LOL, so it is true!!! :Q

Err, so what is true???

Denial = Yes

 

[Grasshopper27]

Ok, perhaps my brain isn't working cause I'm sick... That went right over my head...

Please give this old fellow a break and just say what you mean.

Grasshopper

 

[Geekbabe]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
Ok, perhaps my brain isn't working cause I'm sick... That went right over my head...

Please give this old fellow a break and just say what you mean.

Grasshopper

When she finds out the stuff you've been saying about her here,she's going to hurt you.I am going to help her

 

[Isla]

<----holding her ears

la la la la la la

 

[Mustangrrl]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
I think it's pretty self-explanatory, especially since you hint ALL THE TIME at her name having something to do with her being a pseudo-nympho, no?
~robyn

Err... what's a pseudo-nympho? Sorry, maybe I'm dumb, but this one went over my head...

Grasshopper

Not a real nymphomaniac, but you sorta make her out to be one... you know? The kind of details boyfriends get beat up for sharing
~robyn

 

[cavdraco]

sex, what is that? ( been with my fiancee for 7 yeaars now I forgot who's on top )
seriously good luck man hope everything works out for you

Cav

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Geekbabe
When she finds out the stuff you've been saying about her here,she's going to hurt you.I am going to help her

Oh...

Err... like I said, I'm sick so my brain isn't working... I claim temporary insanity...

Hmm... think she'll buy it?

Neither do I...

The trick then is to keep this between ourselves.

Sigh... still coughing, can't sleep, head ache, yuck... I hate being sick!!!

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Isla
<----holding her ears

la la la la la la

Hehe...

Isla, you always did have a great sense of humor...

Grasshopper

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: Mustangrrl
Not a real nymphomaniac, but you sorta make her out to be one... you know? The kind of details boyfriends get beat up for sharing
~robyn

Doh!

Had to look this one up... According to Dictionary.com:

nym·pho·ma·ni·a
n. Excessive sexual desire in and behavior by a female.
adj. (used of women) affected with excessive sexual desire.

Oh, now I see what you meant... Talk about letting something fly right over my head...

Don't get me wrong, I don't think she is abnormal at all... She's just sexual, like most women are with the men they love. What's wrong with that?

Grasshopper

 

[Adul]

cool

 

[wolf550e]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
thats cool. a lil too much info. but still cool

exactly.

 

[dabuddha]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
thats cool. a lil too much info. but still cool

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
re: nymphomania
She's just sexual, like most women are with the men they love. What's wrong with that?

Absolutely nothing, and if you say a word to the contrary regarding the benefits of a very frisky female friend, I will knock you into next Wednesday.

- M4H

 

[Grasshopper27]

Originally posted by: MercenaryForHire

Originally posted by: grasshopper26
re: nymphomania
She's just sexual, like most women are with the men they love. What's wrong with that?

Absolutely nothing, and if you say a word to the contrary regarding the benefits of a very frisky female friend, I will knock you into next Wednesday.

- M4H

ROTFL!!!

True enough, true enough my friend...



Grasshopper

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: TheEvil1
thats cool. a lil too much info. but still cool

-=bmacd=-