- Jun 26, 2006
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Inspired by the "Why do Americans think the Democrats are left wing?" thread where foreigners attempt to "educate" Americans about American politics. Foreigners seem to think that all Americans are inbred racist retards.
Let's look at the facts:
Europe - Even more racist than the US with a society that isn't even as diverse as ours. They haven't had a major ethnic cleansing for 10 or so years AND haven't started a major war for 70! Impressive!
Asia - Exists solely to build cheap plastic shit for the US. The only country that could actually stand on it's own (Japan) is filled with perverts. At least they can do math really well.
Australia - A culture so "enlightened" that they have internet blacklists and ban violent video games. Apparently they've forgotten that they're all descendants of European rejects.
Canada - Like Asia, their economy is entirely dependent on the US buying shit from them. Think they are superior because they have universal healthcare. In reality they basically exist to serve their masters with delicious maple syrup and moose memorabilia.
South America/Africa/Middle East - Irrelevant.
tl;dr America is the best so fuck off and stop bothering us with your irrelevant bullshit about "hurr durr you guyz aren't librul enough".
Let's look at the facts:
Europe - Even more racist than the US with a society that isn't even as diverse as ours. They haven't had a major ethnic cleansing for 10 or so years AND haven't started a major war for 70! Impressive!
Asia - Exists solely to build cheap plastic shit for the US. The only country that could actually stand on it's own (Japan) is filled with perverts. At least they can do math really well.
Australia - A culture so "enlightened" that they have internet blacklists and ban violent video games. Apparently they've forgotten that they're all descendants of European rejects.
Canada - Like Asia, their economy is entirely dependent on the US buying shit from them. Think they are superior because they have universal healthcare. In reality they basically exist to serve their masters with delicious maple syrup and moose memorabilia.
South America/Africa/Middle East - Irrelevant.
tl;dr America is the best so fuck off and stop bothering us with your irrelevant bullshit about "hurr durr you guyz aren't librul enough".