Why do people hate HIPSTERS?

[Cappuccino]

I don't hate them, I honestly don't even know who they are? Are they the guys that wear the tight low rise girl jeans? Because if so they're just stupid. Are those big glasses actual glasses or are they just fashion ornaments with clear lens. If so again they are stupid. Not something to hate but I don't think highly of them.

The big glasses pisses me off too. Most of them wear big glasses and they don't even need glasses. The lens are fake. They thinks its cool. Luckily none of my hipster friends wear clown glasses

 

[TwiceOver]

I don't hate them. But I often laugh at them for doing everything they can to be "throw back".

 

[Oyeve]

They drink light beer for lower calories. Just for that they should die.

 

[olds]

Odd looking and smelly.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Sure glad we don't have any hipsters in Seattle.

 

[TallBill]

Sure glad we don't have any hipsters in Seattle.

I went to two small craft type bars in Seattle last week and surprisingly didn't find hipsters so I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

I went to two small craft type bars in Seattle last week and surprisingly didn't find hipsters so I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

I am, but I think Seattle is coming off the hipster surge a bit. It kinda depends what area you're in.

 

[DAGTA]

The condescending attitude is the reason I can't stand most hipsters.

 

[Fritzo]

A lot of hipsters come off as pretentious know-it-alls, and that type of personality is generally hated.

 

[Oyeve]

I went to two small craft type bars in Seattle last week and surprisingly didn't find hipsters so I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or not.

thats because they went east. Those 4 hipster douchebags I mentioned earlier were from seattle. True story.

 

[Oyeve]

A lot of hipsters come off as pretentious know-it-alls, and that type of personality is generally hated.

And they fucking talk so loud in the elevator! My building is full of them, and every time I am in the elevator at least 2 are talking so loud about BS design work crap. I literally tell them to STFU as it is very annoying.

 

[ViviTheMage]

hipster chicks are hot usually, so its ok

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

hipster chicks are hot usually, so its ok

Yeah, and they can be kinda freaky, too. Regular sex is too mainstream.

 

[clamum]

I especially hate the retards that think their mustache or beard is some sort of ironic symbolism.

The company on the floors below ours is riddled with hipster douchenozzles. They have posters on the wall for an upcoming mustache art show.

Ugh. Hopefully an errant North Korean missile finds its way into the building hosting that gathering.

 

[CraigRT]

I'm sure a lot of people who hate hipsters think of them as leeches on society. Or maybe not so much leeches but just people who don't really contribute anything.

They conjure up images of guys with nerdy glasses, super skinny jeans, sitting in a coffee shop doing their "work" which is blogging about coffee shops or writing a play, etc. They only eat organic food, drink $10 latte's, and won't support any mainstream thing.

I have a friend who is this, and used to be exactly not this.
I don't discriminate to a point where I outright bash on her, but she used to look really nice and now she has these gaudy huge black glasses, she is not even good looking anymore until she takes them off. It is just retarded.

She makes fun of me for my music choices, choices which she used to also think were fine, and now she says she likes some person or dumb discreet shit I've never heard of. Great.

Organic food is the only way to go, even though it tastes exactly the same and cost 3x as much, which she somehow justifies on her not so huge income.

It is just dumb, all of it.

 

[tfinch2]

Ugh. Hopefully an errant North Korean missile finds its way into the building hosting that gathering.

I just passed the poster on the way up the stairs. Here's the link: http://www.urbanskep.com/byobeard/

 

[Oyeve]

Tips for Hipster douchebags:

1. Trim the douche beard or at least wash it regularly. Your face smells like old man’s balls.

2. Take off the wool hat. You look like a retarded “where’s Waldo” reject

3. Take off the non-prescription Buddy Holly glasses. We know that they are fake; you are not impressing anyone.

4. PLEASE do keep wearing skinny jeans as it raises the chances that your balls will cease being able to allow you to procreate. Thus, eliminating your species.

5. Please, try to be different. Hipster douchebaggery dictates that you are a hipster to be different, yet you all look alike. Why is that?

 

[Red Storm]

I don't care for hipsters, but one thing that's worse are the gossip girl types. You know, those people who act high and mighty saying they don't care or like a certain group of people but for some reason they spend so much time complaining about every little thing about said group...

If you really don't care, you wouldn't have a laundry list of complaints and observations.

 

[Linflas]

http://youtu.be/UBOcjnCY9f0

 

[Oyeve]

Hating hipsters is the new "cool".

 

[Cerpin Taxt]

Hating hipsters is the new "cool".

I was hating hipsters before it was cool.

 

[tfinch2]

Hating hipsters is the new "cool".

If hating hipsters is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

 

[fitzhue]

Even hipsters hate hipsters.

 

[Dumac]

Curried Potato with Sriracha Lime Cream taco.

That actually sounds delicious.

Not wait-3-hours delicious, but I'd try it if it was in front of me.

 

[Cappuccino]

Ionly hate hipsters because the are stupid. I mean, really stupid. I lived in Williamsburg Brooklyn (hipster douchebag central) a few years ago, and I am in my late 40s. My apartment was above this hipster apt. 4 people lived there, claimed they where journalist. One day the light bulb in the hall burned out. I was coming downstairs and the 4 of them were staring at it for minutes. I looked at them and asked whats wrong. They said they called the electrician because the light was out. I went into my apartment, got a spare light bulb, changed it and voila, light. I looked at them and said "How many hipster douchebags does it take to change a light-bulb?", they just looked at me like chimps. Dumb fucks. I literally moved back to manhattan 6 months after that.