Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger." Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
Originally posted by: BeauJangles
Aww don't be such a hater.
Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger." Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
Originally posted by: BeauJangles
Aww don't be such a hater.
Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger." Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
Originally posted by: gorcorps
He's hilarious if you're smart enough to get it. Is the stupid jockish frat-boy BS from Dane Cook more your style? You can keep him.
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: BeauJangles
Aww don't be such a hater.
Someone handed me a picture and said, "This is a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture of you is when you were younger." Here's a picture of me when I'm older." Where'd you get that camera man?
Haha okay that's pretty good. I don't even get the wino joke above.
An escalator never breaks, it only BECOMES STAIRS. You'll never see a sign that says "escalator temporarily out of order" . Only "escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience".
I wouldn't want to be a manufactured home Repo guy. Those things would be fucking hard to sneak away. You'd have to be like, "hey, can you go cut your grass, and then, look that way for half an hour?"
I hate arrows man, they're always trying to tell me what to do, where to go. Just leave me alone, line with two thirds of a triangle at the end! It would suck if you got killed with an arrow, the police would never solve the crime. "Hey look, a dead guy, let's go that way."
I want to get a safe that's shaped like a bottle of Spray n Wash. Some friend at a party: "Hey Mitch, can I borrow your Spray n Wash?" "Sure, if you want to spray your shirt... with DOCUMENTS!"
I used to do acid. And when I was on acid, i'd see things like beams of light, and sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns
Dogs are forever in the pushup position
i like to throw a toothpick into the forest and yell, "YOU'RE HOME!!!"
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: mjquilly
because he's funny
See topic summary.
Originally posted by: Eli
I :heart: Mitch Hedberg.
I like Dane Cook too though... lol
Originally posted by: Bignate603
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: mjquilly
because he's funny
See topic summary.
Apparently you wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face with a sea bass.
The majority of the population think that he was funny. If you ever are sitting around thinking "Why does 99% of the population think something is good?" maybe it's because it actually is and you're the weird guy that disagrees.
Originally posted by: Bignate603
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: mjquilly
because he's funny
See topic summary.
Apparently you wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face with a sea bass.
The majority of the population think that he was funny. If you ever are sitting around thinking "Why does 99% of the population think something is good?" maybe it's because it actually is and you're the weird guy that disagrees.
Originally posted by: vi edit
Originally posted by: Bignate603
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: mjquilly
because he's funny
See topic summary.
Apparently you wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face with a sea bass.
The majority of the population think that he was funny. If you ever are sitting around thinking "Why does 99% of the population think something is good?" maybe it's because it actually is and you're the weird guy that disagrees.
Nah, he was a pretty low profile comedian with a very niche following. He certainly does not have big time name recognition and has a style of humor that you either find great, or just simply don't get it/enjoy it.
Originally posted by: Bignate603
Originally posted by: vi edit
Originally posted by: Bignate603
Originally posted by: GodlessAstronomer
Originally posted by: mjquilly
because he's funny
See topic summary.
Apparently you wouldn't know funny if it slapped you in the face with a sea bass.
The majority of the population think that he was funny. If you ever are sitting around thinking "Why does 99% of the population think something is good?" maybe it's because it actually is and you're the weird guy that disagrees.
Nah, he was a pretty low profile comedian with a very niche following. He certainly does not have big time name recognition and has a style of humor that you either find great, or just simply don't get it/enjoy it.
He was pretty popular with the people I know and I really don't know anybody that didn't like him.