I claim injury, foul knave and demand your presence on the field of honor. Be sure to bring your sun screen and I'll bring a lance and prove upon your bloated carcass the justness of my claim. Don't expect a salute.
No, my leap is plausible, logical and has not been successfully debunked. Yours is confirmed 100% grade A bullshit.
There's a bacteria in all people that infects people's brains and hands. It transmits by skin to skin contact. It found some strange spot in people's brains that causes humans to want to shakes hands with everyone. That way it spread quickly.but what the hell is the significance of shaking someones hand?
There's a bacteria in all people that infects people's brains and hands. It transmits by skin to skin contact. It found some strange spot in people's brains that causes humans to want to shakes hands with everyone. That way it spread quickly.
People who love shaking hands a lot have worse immunity to this bacteria.
True Fact!
I claim injury, foul knave and demand your presence on the field of honor. Be sure to bring your sun screen and I'll bring a lance and prove upon your bloated carcass the justness of my claim. Don't expect a salute.
Since you have no concept of historical accuracy I'll show up in a tank. It's as valid to the origin of saluting as your lance is. Sabot locked and loaded.
We shall roast you in your iron dragon and enslave your women.
Do a little better research and get back to me. You're off by thousands of years.
Archaeological ruins and ancient texts show that handshaking was practiced in ancient Greece as far back as the 5th century BC; a depiction of two soldiers shaking hands can be found on part of a 5th-century BC funerary stele on display in the Pergamon Museum, Berlin and other funerary steles like the one of the 4th century BC which depicts Thraseas and his wife Euandria handshaking (see images on the right). The handshake is thought by some to have originated as a gesture of peace by demonstrating that the hand holds no weapon
OP most men shake hands rather than run behind a building and put their penis in each other.
You probably are ok either way.
The handshake (which you should know since I have to assume you google just based on your idiotic posts) is about greeting and not stabbing someone.
Maybe you like to stab dudes....in the ass.
What date are you arguing or are you being a dumbass again?
Because, two guys shaking each other's peenors would just be gay as fuck?
I though it is OK as long as you keep it under 3 shakes?
On a side note, I find most people don't know how to shake hands worth a shit. Grip too soon, too hard, too soft, limp wrist, holding on too long...who raised these people?
Web to web
firm (not crushing)
two pumps
end
Whats so hard about that?
because spitting in each others face is a sign of disrespect and making out is not professional.
Also they wiped their asses with their hands.
On a side note, I find most people don't know how to shake hands worth a shit. Grip too soon, too hard, too soft, limp wrist, holding on too long...who raised these people? Web to web firm (not crushing) two pumps end Whats so hard about that?
It's you being monumentally stupid again and somehow trying to believe it's my fault.
The date you pulled out of you ass as the origin of the handshake isn't even close. That dates back to at LEAST Egyptian hieroglyphics maybe 3200 to 3500 BC and could be even older. The Egyptians then transferred to the Babylonians circa 2000BC when kings would ritually shake hands with the statue of the god Marduk as a way of gaining his power and authority to rule as his proxy on earth.
500BC? Grow a brain, like I said, you're thousands of years off.
What about three shakes exactly?
Shaking hands if just gross, I wish people wouldn't do it.
I see men in the bathroom at work, they don't flush, don't wash their hands, but shake hands.
Gross.