Why do people with big houses have a lot of pillows on their beds?

[MX2]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It's a woman thing, and is mostly for show. It's the same kind of thinking that produces concepts like matching decorative towels in the bathroom that are just for show, and aren't meant to be actually used.

Not for me. Piles of pillows or towels being "displayed" that take up perfectly good space makes zero sense to me.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

You're assuming that the big-pimpin' only ever have one or two people in their bed at a time. Everyone who takes part in the orgy needs at least one.

- M4H

 

[Excelsior]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It's a woman thing, and is mostly for show. It's the same kind of thinking that produces concepts like matching decorative towels in the bathroom that are just for show, and aren't meant to be actually used.

I HATE towels that aren't supposed to be used.

 

[forfor]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It's a woman thing, and is mostly for show. It's the same kind of thinking that produces concepts like matching decorative towels in the bathroom that are just for show, and aren't meant to be actually used.

I HATE towels that aren't supposed to be used.

Same goes with bar and other weird shaped soaps, chinas, etc....

 

[BZeto]

Originally posted by: yowolabi
Pillows are a status symbol, not unlike cars, clothes, and the length of your fingernails. A lot of pillows says "My body is too good to come into contact with even my 3000 thread count silk sheets" or "I so much leisure time that I can afford to spend 10 minutes throwing the pillows off my bed every night and another 20 putting them back on..... what am I saying.... the maid does that for me."

The point is that if you walk into a house and are shocked by the number of pillows, that means you couldn't afford to even lay under their bed. That's your sign to lower your head and avoid eye contact so as not to challenge dominance, and then slowly back out of the house. As soon as you clear the threshold, turn around and run back to your pillowless bed and cry yourself to sleep.

That made me lol.

 

[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: forfor

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It's a woman thing, and is mostly for show. It's the same kind of thinking that produces concepts like matching decorative towels in the bathroom that are just for show, and aren't meant to be actually used.

I HATE towels that aren't supposed to be used.

Same goes with bar and other weird shaped soaps, chinas, etc....

Exactly. It makes no sense whatsoever to anyone who has a Y chromosome.

 

[Syringer]

Yeah when I was staying at a luxury suite at the Luxor one night, the king sized bed had at least 8 pillows on there. I threw 6 of them on the ground and slept with 2.

 

[swtethan]

my g/f's bed is half full of pillows, she only uses 2 to sleep...... WHY!!!

 

[mpitts]

Originally posted by: forfor
I have only 2 and its plenty. One for me, one for the lady.

So then two for you?

 

[ColdFusion718]

Originally posted by: logic1485
I've noticed this very often on cribs. The whole bed is full of pillows, but what's the point? You only need a maximum of four pillows on a bed, but 12?

The woman did it.

 

[Shawn]

I only have 2 pillows.

 

[acemcmac]

I need more pillows. I have a king size bed and only two dinky little pillows....

 

[zebano]

Originally posted by: Excelsior

Originally posted by: Astaroth33
It's a woman thing, and is mostly for show. It's the same kind of thinking that produces concepts like matching decorative towels in the bathroom that are just for show, and aren't meant to be actually used.

I HATE towels that aren't supposed to be used.

So do I. My wife bought a set, but I used them anyway. Now they sit in the linen closet until guests come. They disappear once the guests do....

Anyhoo, pillows... I have 2 for my head, the wife has 1 for hers and a body pillow when pregnent (as she is now =). She only buys decorative pillows for the couch & chairs... Naturally, I use them as pillows...

 

[Lola]

i also forgot to add that they can enhance an intimate experience if positioned in certain ways!

 

[swtethan]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i also forgot to add that they can enhance an intimate experience if positioned in certain ways!

:Q true

 

[erub]

I have four on my king, even though I only use two, or have only been using two since I moved to Atlanta..I guses I am an optimist?

 

[Brainonska511]

I have one pillow on my dorm room's bed. I do have anotehr pillow though incase I wanted to sit up against the wall, but it is not on the bed atm.

 

[DrPizza]

Originally posted by: swtethan

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i also forgot to add that they can enhance an intimate experience if positioned in certain ways!

:Q true

That's what I thought they were for...
"Houston, we have a new vector, coming in for a landing"

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: SpunkyJones
Stop peeing in peoples windows.

I can't.

 

[Cristatus]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Yeah when I was staying at a luxury suite at the Luxor one night, the king sized bed had at least 8 pillows on there. I threw 6 of them on the ground and slept with 2.

I guess in those cases the pillows are of different sizes and hardnesses, so whatever would suit the customer best is used.

But at home, it still doesn't make sense.

 

[XZeroII]

Originally posted by: Syringer
Yeah when I was staying at a luxury suite at the Luxor one night, the king sized bed had at least 8 pillows on there. I threw 6 of them on the ground and slept with 2.

Just about all hotels that I stay at have like 8 pillows or more. I throw all but one on the ground. The next day, they are all back on the bed again.

 

[Kyanzes]

I personally have a lot of pillows on my bed and they aren't there for decoration, I'm really using them, it's comfortable to lie among them. Seriously.

 

[jmgonzalez]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
i also forgot to add that they can enhance an intimate experience if positioned in certain ways!

Ding Ding Ding

We have a winner

We now know who's not getting any action in bed (all posters prior to LolaWiz).

Prop 2 or 3 pillows on top of each other and a whole new angle of fun begins

 

[Majician]

I've always wondered why the larger the house the less stuff there isin the rooms and walls?

 

[sonambulo]

Originally posted by: Majician
I've always wondered why the larger the house the less stuff there isin the rooms and walls?

People have no class. It doesn't matter what's inside, just that the house is big.