Why do we, as citizens, really need baseball bats?

[thepd7]

What are these reasons that we really (not professional baseball players) *NEED* baseball bats? Playing baseball? What the hell ever. Have you ever been in the position that you needed to hit a home run to win a million dollars?

I mean, baseball bats KILL people. Mobsters use them ALL THE TIME.

GET BASEBALL BATS OFF THE STREET!!!



Bad parody is bad.

ATOT Moderator ElFenix.

 

[SSSnail]

I just use golf clubs.

 

[MotF Bane]

8/10.

 

[spaceman]

cmon now

 

[CKent]

Fetish porn.

 

[James Bond]

haha... 9/10

 

[Newbian]

Originally posted by: SSSnail
I just use golf clubs.

If you watched burn notice you would know why they prefer these.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

When baseball bats are outlawed, only outlaws will play baseball. Although it turns out that this is true of steroids as well.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Just outlaw the left handed baseball bats, that will be enough of a reduction.

 

[JS80]

You don't need to ban baseball bats, you just need to tax the hell out of baseballs.

 

[HardcoreRobot]

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Just outlaw the left handed baseball bats, that will be enough of a reduction.

METAL baseball bats

wood baseball bats should be enough for anyone. who NEEDS the extra power of metal?!

 

[thepd7]

Originally posted by: MotF Bane
8/10.

awwwwww

Originally posted by: James Bond
haha... 9/10

That's more like it!

Originally posted by: Atomic Playboy
When baseball bats are outlawed, only outlaws will play baseball. Although it turns out that this is true of steroids as well.

So True.

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Just outlaw the left handed baseball bats, that will be enough of a reduction.

METAL baseball bats

wood baseball bats should be enough for anyone. who NEEDS the extra power of metal?!

lol that's great.

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: JS80
You don't need to ban baseball bats, you just need to tax the hell out of baseballs.

no, no, no!

You tax the hell out of the things you can hit with a baseball bat. Much more of a deterrent to the evil black metal baseball bat.

 

[OCGuy]

Actually the same liberals who think guns are "icky" probably think sports are "icky" and for flag-waving knuckle-draggers only, so they wouldnt mind your proposal.

 

[KeithTalent]

Weak, 1.5/10

KT

 

[Epic Fail]

License the procession of bats and make people apply for concealed bat permits.

 

[WaTaGuMp]

Originally posted by: HardcoreRobot

Originally posted by: WaTaGuMp
Just outlaw the left handed baseball bats, that will be enough of a reduction.

METAL baseball bats

wood baseball bats should be enough for anyone. who NEEDS the extra power of metal?!

But getting rid of the left handed bats will also save the left handed trees they are made from, thus helping save the planet.

 

[Turin39789]

lulz at the emo gunners

 

[Crono]

Yeah, seriously.
I just carry a katana. Way better.

 

[dbk]

-1/10

 

[imported_Section8]

I thought this was a parody thread, sigh.

 

[JS80]

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: JS80
You don't need to ban baseball bats, you just need to tax the hell out of baseballs.

no, no, no!

You tax the hell out of the things you can hit with a baseball bat. Much more of a deterrent to the evil black metal baseball bat.

OR make it illegal to hit things with a baseball bat.

 

[Gothgar]

hahahahha

 

[spidey07]

Originally posted by: JS80

Originally posted by: spidey07

Originally posted by: JS80
You don't need to ban baseball bats, you just need to tax the hell out of baseballs.

no, no, no!

You tax the hell out of the things you can hit with a baseball bat. Much more of a deterrent to the evil black metal baseball bat.

OR make it illegal to hit things with a baseball bat.

But then only criminals will have baseball bats!!!!

 

[chuckywang]

The intent of guns is to kill ... the intent of baseball bats is to play a game. Parody fail.