Why don't asian men smile?

[schneiderguy]

Anyone else notice that asian males tend not to smile at all?

Or maybe it's just me. I'm a head taller than most asian manlets so they might be intimidated by me :|

 

[NikolaeVarius]

Because fuck smiling. I smile when laughing at jokes or something, but 99% of the time is my neutral face, which apparently looks like I'm a baby killer or something according to friends.

 

[Bryophyte]

Because they don't want to be viewed as simple minded? I think I heard that somewhere.

 

[Udgnim]

small mouth space = fucked up teeth

 

[kyrax12]

OP, how tall are you?

 

[RocksteadyDotNet]

They haven't got anything to smile about.

 

[schneiderguy]

OP, how tall are you?

6'1"

 

[gaidensensei]

Anyone else notice that asian males tend not to smile at all?

Or maybe it's just me. I'm a head taller than most asian manlets so they might be intimidated by me :|

Where is proof of this observation?

 

[kyrax12]

6'1"

I can see why you would think of them as manlet.

On average how tall are the Asian men you see daily?

 

[BoomerD]

They're afraid that if they smile at you...you're going to try to fuck them...

 

[schneiderguy]

Where is proof of this observation?

Just something I've noticed.

On average how tall are the Asian men you see daily?

Between 5'5" and 5'8" I'd say.

 

[schneiderguy]

They're afraid that if they smile at you...you're going to try to fuck them...

I've never seen you smile and I still want to fuck you BoomerD :wub::wub::wub:

 

[punjabiplaya]

I smile a lot, especially when with friends and family.

 

[gaidensensei]

Just something I've noticed

schneidarguy is riar!!

 

[schneiderguy]

schneidarguy is riar!!

 

[BoomerD]

I've never seen you smile and I still want to fuck you BoomerD :wub::wub::wub:

and you never will...see me smile OR fuck me.

You live WAY too close to San Fransissy...but in your case, maybe you should move closer...like the Castro district.

 

[schneiderguy]

and you never will...see me smile OR fuck me.

You live WAY too close to San Fransissy...but in your case, maybe you should move closer...like the Castro district.

Does your wife know about me? Is she ok with you having a boyfriend? :hmm:

 

[Kirby]

Because they don't want to be viewed as simple minded? I think I heard that somewhere.

Apparently, showing your teeth while laughing or smiling makes you a dumbass according to my gf's grandfather (Japanese WWII vet).

 

[Ichinisan]

An Asian smile usually looks more like this:

8-o

With a sound of: "OOOOOoooooowah! Uuuuuh!!!" (yes, you can hear multiple exclamation points)

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Because they're self-conscious about their shortcomings and unable to be happy.

 

[Blitzvogel]

They're afraid that if they smile at you...you're going to try to fuck them...

Mickey Rooney probably regrets that D:

 

[gaidensensei]

Not racist if I am asian.

 

[punjabiplaya]

Not racist if I am asian.

 

[BoomerD]

Does your wife know about me? Is she ok with you having a boyfriend? :hmm:

Nope...I haven't told her. She still thinks you're a girl...but then again, so do I.

 

[Wanescotting]

I went to the donut shop last Saturday, the nice asian man that owns it was smiling. Then again, I am a bit pudgey these days............