jamautosound
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- Oct 15, 2000
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Originally posted by: legoman666
Originally posted by: Vic
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Now THAT is a bad driver
Bah!
Scared the piss out of me.
Pffft.
I had a guy pull up next to me at a stoplight and started cussing me out for no reason at all. He's yelling and screaming about me tresspassing on his property. Now, I had just returned from playing pool with some friends so I figure it's just a case of mistaken identity.
This fool follows me for about five miles through the suburbs, still cussing, honking, flashing his headlights and accusing me the whole way. I start approaching my neighborhood and thinking I definately don't want this nutjob to know where I live, so I started driving faster. As did he. I'm now doing around 85 or so through Fair Oaks, which is a hilly area near Sacramento. I get to the bottom of one of the hills, can't see his headlights behind me and quickly decide to swing a right hand turn. Four-wheel slide it around the corner and make an even more abrupt left turn into an apartment complex. Switch off my lights and hope he didn't see me.
Crap! He pulled into the apartment complex behind me, so I pull quickly back out towards Fair Oaks Blvd and notice two patrol cars on the opposite side of the street where I just pulled my Starsky and Hutch move. I slowly pull up next to the cops and explain that this crazy guy has been chasing me for miles.
The dood pulls up behind me, gets out of his car and starts yelling towards the cops "Arrest that man! He tresspassed on my property!" They ask me if that's true, I say "Hell no, this guy just started chasing me and accusing me of all this!"
The cops then ask him where his property is and how I tresspassed on it. The guy says "He tresspassed on my car!" "He didn't use his blinker!" Then he charges the cops to try to get at me, they dented his precious car hood with his forehead and proceeded to arrest him. Ended up, he was high on drugs and drunk.
The cops didn't even ask for me to stick around for a report. He commented on the "precise, high speed turn" I made earlier and then suggested that I drive home safely and *Slowly*.
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