troglodytis
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MR. POTATO HEAD IS THE HOLY ONE!
PRAISE BE TO THE POTATO!!!!
JOIN ME IN OUR HOLY LAND OF IDAHO!!!!!!!
PRAISE BE TO THE POTATO!!!!
JOIN ME IN OUR HOLY LAND OF IDAHO!!!!!!!
Originally posted by: troglodytis
MR. POTATO HEAD IS THE HOLY ONE!
PRAISE BE TO THE POTATO!!!!
JOIN ME IN OUR HOLY LAND OF IDAHO!!!!!!!
Originally posted by: Kauru
I've got a better answer. One word: polygamy
Originally posted by: huesmann
religion==cult
ANY religion.
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
but your jesus must bow to the power that is DARTH TATER!!!!
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
Originally posted by: Nebor
Originally posted by: alkemyst
hmm only criteria to being a Christian is believeing in Christ.
Also isn't there something about not judging others or something something in that bible booklet?
fight on Christian Soldier!
I've got soul... but I'm not a soldier.
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
but your jesus must bow to the power that is DARTH TATER!!!!
All hail the Spud Overlord!!!
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
but your jesus must bow to the power that is DARTH TATER!!!!
All hail the Spud Overlord!!!
And I, for one, welcome our Spud Overlord.
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
but your jesus must bow to the power that is DARTH TATER!!!!
All hail the Spud Overlord!!!
And I, for one, welcome our Spud Overlord.
If I believe can I get free upsizing on my fries?
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
but your jesus must bow to the power that is DARTH TATER!!!!
All hail the Spud Overlord!!!
And I, for one, welcome our Spud Overlord.
If I believe can I get free upsizing on my fries?
Eat the flesh of the Spud OVERLORD!!!!
Hmm, I like fries and mashed potatoes and hash browns. [doubt increasing, faith waning] Why oh why Spud Overlord are you so delicious??[/screw it, I hate Oysters, ALL hail the Council of the Slime Overlords!!!!
Originally posted by: MechJinx
Yet another thread telling me what I do and do not believe in. Heh, I've said it before and I'll say it again. If you want to learn about something, you goto the people that know the most about it. If you needed to learn a programming language, would you go to an English major? If you needed to learn farming, would you goto a mechanic? If you needed to learn finances, would you goto an art major? Why, then, if you want to learn about The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints do you go first to the detractors of the religion. The OP said that he has friends that are LDS, yet instead of using his friends, The Book of Mormon, The Doctrine & Covenants, or The Pearl of Great Price to prove his point, he used literature written by people who are not members or have left the church and have written a biased version of it. If I wanted to learn more about Catholicism, would I talk with an Atheist or an ex-communicated member? Heavens no, I would speak to a member in good standing and work from a common ground. *sigh* I just love being told that I don't believe in Jesus Christ. Or, even better from this thread, that I believe in a different Jesus Christ. Makes me wonder what I'm gonna believe in next.....
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
but your jesus must bow to the power that is DARTH TATER!!!!
All hail the Spud Overlord!!!
And I, for one, welcome our Spud Overlord.
If I believe can I get free upsizing on my fries?
Eat the flesh of the Spud OVERLORD!!!!
Hmm, I like fries and mashed potatoes and hash browns. [doubt increasing, faith waning] Why oh why Spud Overlord are you so delicious??[/screw it, I hate Oysters, ALL hail the Council of the Slime Overlords!!!!
NAY! fear not, for a Potato consumer a Potatoian can be!
rejoice in all that is POTATO!
consume thyne Potato and let thyne Potato consume thee![Spud 4:20]
praise be to the Potato!
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: alkemyst
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: sandorski
Originally posted by: troglodytis
Originally posted by: nakedfrog
Originally posted by: SirFshAlot
Originally posted by: aplefka
Mormons != Christians. They don't believe in the trinity and they also believe Jesus was a created being.
so all you're saying is that they are not trinitians
right
but if they believe in Christ, then they are still Christians.
just not trinitians
and they don't believe in popes, either
so they aren't popians
and they don't believe in eucharists, either
so they aren't eucharistians
the trinity term is NOT even in the bible
it never says "praise be to Trinity", or "give thanks unto Trinity", or "Trinity shall be His name"
I s'pose next you will assert "Mormons don't go to MY mass, so they can't believe in MY Jesus"
how come logic just flies out the window for so many people when they try to enter a religious topic?
My Jesus can beat up your Jesus
but your jesus must bow to the power that is DARTH TATER!!!!
All hail the Spud Overlord!!!
And I, for one, welcome our Spud Overlord.
If I believe can I get free upsizing on my fries?
Eat the flesh of the Spud OVERLORD!!!!
Hmm, I like fries and mashed potatoes and hash browns. [doubt increasing, faith waning] Why oh why Spud Overlord are you so delicious??[/screw it, I hate Oysters, ALL hail the Council of the Slime Overlords!!!!
NAY! fear not, for a Potato consumer a Potatoian can be!
rejoice in all that is POTATO!
consume thyne Potato and let thyne Potato consume thee![Spud 4:20]
praise be to the Potato!
Cool! Hail the Spud Overlord, HAIL!
whew, the Council of the Slime stunk, literally.
Originally posted by: Chebago
if you have any questions and want an opinion about the LDS church from someone that is LDS and will not try to change your views, or argue with you, feel free to IM me.
good luck in your further study and I hope that you don't always believe the first thing you read about any religion...
Originally posted by: tooltime
you can't add to the bible or take away from it